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[Post New]26/07/2012 00:35:10
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THE GREAT YACOOB AFTER A LONG ABSENCE ONCE AGAIN TAKES CENTER STAGE, GRABBING THE MIC, AND IGNITING THE LIGHT! SLAPPING PEOPLE FAMOUS AND NAMELESS, CALLING PEASANTS A COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS!!

WELCOME TO THE FIRST OFFICIAL PAY PER VIEW SLAP O RAMA EVENT HOSTED BY YOURS TRULY THE GREAT YACOOB. YACOOB IS OFFERING ALL FIGHTERS WHO AREN'T WEARING PANTIES OR A BRA TO STEP IN LINE AND SIGN UP AND PARTICIPATE IN THIS EVENT. DEPENDING ON YOUR RANKING WILL DETERMINE THE SLOT YOU WILL BE PLACED IN EITHER WAY NO ONE'S LESS OR GREATER EXCEPT OF COURSE THE GREAT YACOOB IS THE GREATEST. MOVING ON. THE GREAT YACOOB WILL CREATE SOME QUESTIONS AND SEND TO ALL THE FIGHTERS THAT PARTICIPATE AND CREATE AN INTERVIEW LIKE THE LATE JOURNALIST AND FIGHTER PAUL DION, AND WILL ALSO DO POST FIGHT INTERVIEWS AS WELL.

MIKKEL IF YOU BRING ALL THE TITLES BACK AND THE ROOMS BACK THE GREAT ONE CAN CREATE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCHES TO SEE WHO CAN TAKE THE VACANT TITLE BELTS. GIVE IT SOME THOUGHT

1. PRELIMINARY MATCHUPS - FIRST TO 2 VICTORIES -
AVAILABLE FOR RANKS 13 TO 20

SLOT 1 VS SLOT 2
SLOT 3 VS SLOT 4

2. GRUDGE MATCHUPS (THIS IS FOR ANYONE WHO HAS BAD BLOOD WITH ANOTHER FIGHTER) - FIRST TO 3 VICTORIES

AVAILABLE FOR ALL RANKS

SLOT 5 VS SLOT 6
SLOT 7 VS SLOT 8

3. RANKING MATCHUP FIRST TO 4 VICTORIES (THIS IS FOR TOP CONTENDING FIGHTER TRYING TO MAKE IT TO THE TOP 5)
AVAILABLE FOR RANKS 6 TO 12
SLOT 9 VS SLOT 10
SLOT 11 VS SLOT 12

4. NUMBER ONE CONTENDER MATCHUP (FOR THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER SLOT) FIRST TO 5 VICTORIES

AVAILABLE FOR RANKS 1 TO 5
SLOT 13 VS SLOT 14
SLOT 15 VS SLOT 16

5. CHAMPIONSHIP MATCHUP (FOR A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH WITH THE REIGNING DEFENDING CHAMPION STEVAN SEGAL (MIKKEL) 1 FIGHT IF THE CHAMPION DEFENDS SUCCESSFULLY, 2 FIGHTS IF THE CHAMPION LOSES AND IS OWED A REMATCH BY DEFAULT.

CROWN SLOT VS CHALLENGING SLOT


THE GREAT YACOOB IS AWARE THAT NOT ALL SLOTS WILL BE FILLED BUT PERHAPS THIS WILL ATTRACT PLAYERS BACK TO PARTICIPATE. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED PLEASE TELL ME WHICH SECTION YOU ARE INTERESTED IN FILLING AND DEPENDING ON YOUR RANK YOU WILL BE ENROLLED.

GOOD LUCK AND GOD BLESS.

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist

*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*

1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS

2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER

3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST

4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS

6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC

7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED

8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER

9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS

10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!

11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS

12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!

13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!

14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE

15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB

TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,

OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns

Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times

Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.


[Post New]26/07/2012 19:43:44
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NOBODY? CMON YOU SUMBITCHES! MAN UP! SIGN UP!
1. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS

2. HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN

3. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER

5. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS

6. TIME FOR YOU TO GO ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE

7. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE

8. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES. PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST

9. YOU PISS OF A MONKEY POO POO

10. TIME TO SLAP YOU FAMOUS AND NAMELESS

11. YACOOB WILL TAKE YOUR DOG ASS ON A WALK DOWN KNOW YOUR PLACE AVENUE

12. YOU JUST GOT YACNOOBED

13. EVERYBODY LISTEN CLOSELY AND BREATHE IN................YOU SMELL THAT...............IT'S GREATNESS

14. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOUR AN OFFICIAL............YACOOBAHOLIC

15. THE GREAT YACOOB GIVES YOU PROPS BUT THIS IS WHERE IT STOPS

16. YACOOB JUST GIVES A NEW MEANING TO COOL
[Post New]26/07/2012 21:52:54
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I Will join the tournament in honor of The Great One YACOOOOOBBBB!!!!!!!!!!
John Record Wins-5341 Lost-2047 KOs-5203 Draw-35 Title Wins- 183 Title Defenses- 1025
JAB Record Wins- 1240 Loss- 160 KOs- 1197 Draw- 18 Title Wins- 25 Title Defenses- 83
Total Record Wins- 6581 Loss- 2207 KOs- 6400 Draw- 53

OB Style: "The John Style"

OB Status: Active

OB Member Since: May 2007

OB Accounts: john / James A. Braddock

OB Class: Hall of Fame

All-Time Winning Streak: 198

1x Superchamp
4x Undisputed champ
208x OB Champ- 1108 Defenses
23x OBA Champion Defenses- 104
35x OBC Champion Defenses- 139
128x OBF Champion Defenses- 830
10x OBW Champion Defenses- 6
12x Tournament Champion Defenses- 29

The Legend
The Beast
The Machine

"John represents the renaissance of OB. John stepped up and filled the vacuum Fatny left behind. Not only his skills are amazing, also his dedication to keep this game interesting and alive. I was there when he first won the title, I was watching over his shoulder when he bullied all competition, I was there when he became a HOF´er. I may not be a great fighter myself, but I do have eye for talent. John is something special, I told him right after he won his first title. John is the spark that became a flame that turned into a devastating fire. Apart from being a great guy he never stepped down from a challenge and always looked to square off against OB´s best to further improve his skills. Many HOF´ers made short comebacks during the year John reigned OB, only to be knocked out by Big Bad John." - Dick E. Boon

"The thing with John is that he's just so extremely accurate, both in offense and in defense. There's some punches I consider myself a master of, like the small hook and the long upper. Well they're useless against John no matter how well you throw them, he just keeps blocking 90% of them and hurting you in the process. Speaking of which...if he hurts you (and he will), you better move your head a lot because he also happens to be one of the best finishers i've ever seen. Basically if you're not extremely good AND creative, you'll end up on the floor. A fine addition to the hall of fame indeed." - Fatny
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[Post New]26/07/2012 21:56:47
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Finally a fighter that DOES NOT have a VAGINA. Which category do u choose? You have a couple of choices based on your rank.
The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist

*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*

1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS

2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER

3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST

4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS

6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC

7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED

8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER

9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS

10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!

11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS

12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!

13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!

14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE

15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB

TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,

OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns

Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times

Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.


[Post New]26/07/2012 22:52:00
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Hmmmm I think the Title Match against Mikkel. I got beat twice, I want my title back MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
John Record Wins-5341 Lost-2047 KOs-5203 Draw-35 Title Wins- 183 Title Defenses- 1025
JAB Record Wins- 1240 Loss- 160 KOs- 1197 Draw- 18 Title Wins- 25 Title Defenses- 83
Total Record Wins- 6581 Loss- 2207 KOs- 6400 Draw- 53

OB Style: "The John Style"

OB Status: Active

OB Member Since: May 2007

OB Accounts: john / James A. Braddock

OB Class: Hall of Fame

All-Time Winning Streak: 198

1x Superchamp
4x Undisputed champ
208x OB Champ- 1108 Defenses
23x OBA Champion Defenses- 104
35x OBC Champion Defenses- 139
128x OBF Champion Defenses- 830
10x OBW Champion Defenses- 6
12x Tournament Champion Defenses- 29

The Legend
The Beast
The Machine

"John represents the renaissance of OB. John stepped up and filled the vacuum Fatny left behind. Not only his skills are amazing, also his dedication to keep this game interesting and alive. I was there when he first won the title, I was watching over his shoulder when he bullied all competition, I was there when he became a HOF´er. I may not be a great fighter myself, but I do have eye for talent. John is something special, I told him right after he won his first title. John is the spark that became a flame that turned into a devastating fire. Apart from being a great guy he never stepped down from a challenge and always looked to square off against OB´s best to further improve his skills. Many HOF´ers made short comebacks during the year John reigned OB, only to be knocked out by Big Bad John." - Dick E. Boon

"The thing with John is that he's just so extremely accurate, both in offense and in defense. There's some punches I consider myself a master of, like the small hook and the long upper. Well they're useless against John no matter how well you throw them, he just keeps blocking 90% of them and hurting you in the process. Speaking of which...if he hurts you (and he will), you better move your head a lot because he also happens to be one of the best finishers i've ever seen. Basically if you're not extremely good AND creative, you'll end up on the floor. A fine addition to the hall of fame indeed." - Fatny
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