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Ray Johnson

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The Great Yacoob wrote:Your intellect could be likened to that of a Monkey. You so happened to go to borders book store stumbled on a handfull of books read them, memorized and than proudly claimed a highly advanced aptitude yet still having a demeanor of a neutered retarded kid named Walrick.


I didn't claim to have any advanced aptitude (not in this thread anyway.. but I am a fucking genius) nor have I read any 'books' on this matter. I'm not proud or ashamed of the fact that I haven't read a book in over 3 years. EDIT: Actually, I stated the opposite "anyone with basic comprehension skills and a lack of a brain tumor".

The Great Yacoob wrote:For example if you do not care for someone do you keep making attempts to associate with them i.e. (Every thread i create you're the first to comment) tell me that's not STUPIDITY nor MATURE could you have been a half of a blank from you're father's dysfunctional cock? So for the sake of making yourself feel better i will speak no more on the subject.


Your point here is that.. I comment on your posts first? Its a fucking forum and your posts are the most retarded of them all so I feel obligated to post. And please, say more. You've clearly failed in your attempt to 'figure me out'. You literally have no fucking clue, mate.

The Great Yacoob wrote:When your coffin closes and you're down there cooking like a thanksgiving roast i can only say from paradise that i told you so. The Holy Bible is the TRUTH, the whole TRUTH, and nothing but the TRUTH you godless fuck.


Right. You should probably refer to my previous post on speaking about shit when you have no evidence. But good luck with the whole bible thing I guess. If it keeps until next month you ADD assfuck.

The Great Yacoob wrote:What gives you the authority to disprove a 2,000 year old prophecy......im waiting....im listening......oh that's right you're a Theologian now who so happens in between LECTURING CLASSES PLAYS online boxing or comes to check out my latest posts? Who the fuck birthed you? I mean really sometimes i think some human lives, like your's for example are truly accidents. Just because YOUR TRAILER PARK WHITE dosen't necessarily mean your SMART you faggot. You ought to know better than play war of the words with me mother fucker I OWN THIS SHIT you better watch how you talk to me sir. LMFAO! End of Transmission...BIIIIIIIOOOOTCHHH!!


Again, the picture you've created in your head which defines me is pretty inaccurate. Read above for why you're full of shit!

Nevertheless, I can tell you what gives me the authority to disprove bullshit.. Nothing. I don't need authority or permission you dumb dicklicking son of a whore. I'll fucking take it myself and shove some sexy ass logic into your eye sockets, until you see the damn light. Let me explain in a way the gr8 yacoon can understand:

NO EVIDENCE YOU BIGOT YOUR RELIGION IS INTOLERANT AND OPPRESSES EVERYONE IT POSSIBLY CAN. IT SHOULD BE AGAINST THE LAW.

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The Great Yacoob

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LOL FAIL......AND I'M NOT YOUR MATE... YOU INBRED BRITISH BASTARD...TELL YOU WHAT *BROV* HOW ABOUT I EXCHANGE 5 DOLLARS FOR A SINGLE BRITISH TWO POUND COIN SO YOU CAN CATCH THE TUBE BACK UP THAT WHORE OF A WOMAN YOU CALL MUM'S ASS THAT YOU WERE BORN OUT OF!!!

AND IF YOU STAY LODGED IN THERE AND NEVER COME OUT THE GREAT YACOOB WILL STICK 20 *QUID* ON THE TOE OF HIS BOOT, AND SHOVE UP YOUR MUMMY'S ASS SO YOU CAN HAVE YOUR DAY'S ALLOWANCE!

A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS AND SINCE YOUR A GLUTEN FOR PUNISHMENT YOU'LL EARN YOUR FAIR SHARE TO GO ON BEING A BILLIONAIRE BEHIND AN INTELLECTUAL BEATDOWN!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL!!!



YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE!!

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The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist

*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*

1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS

2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER

3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST

4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS

6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC

7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED

8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER

9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS

10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!

11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS

12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!

13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!

14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE

15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB

TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,

OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns

Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times

Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.


Mikkel

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Wow...flame war...!

Titan

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Mikkel wrote:Wow...flame war...!


no i think its over now. Ray owned Yacoob and if you read this words from Yacoob "HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL!!!" you know that he has lost.
The Great Yacoob

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TITAN KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES....CLEARLY THE GREAT ONE WAS THE VICTOR AS RAY IS GODLESS AND DOESN'T BELIEVE IN ANYTHING EXCEPT 3 FEET AHEAD OF HIM. NOW BEFORE YACOOB WHIPS YOUR ASS I SUGGEST YOU STUFF YOURSELF BACK IN THE CARDBOARD BOX YOU SQUEEZED YOURSELF OUT OF SUMBITCH!

The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist

*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*

1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS

2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER

3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST

4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS

6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC

7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED

8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER

9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS

10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!

11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS

12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!

13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!

14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE

15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB

TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,

OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns

Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times

Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.


Titan

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I agree with you this one time. Its good to believe in Odin!!
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Fools stop trying to shove lies in people's throats with garbage like the Bible and norse mythology and go read real scriptures about the Truth.

The one true god is Osiris.




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WTF?! OSIRIS?! The only real father is Wodan himself aka ODIN. I got no problem if you guys believe in him with other Names...its always my ODIN. Worship Odin and his holy father BÖR!
RAGNARÖK will enlighten all of you!
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ALLAHU AKB.... anyone?

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