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The Great Yacoob
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So you actually decided you'd do a battle of wits with The Great Yacoob?
It was one thing to post a picture of a roll of toilet paper and make a metaphor of my anger as crying
BUT it's another thing to SAY THAT YOU KNOW ME
Listen Up sister
When you first began this game Fatny you were what Yacoob liked to call a Mascot. You were the one everybody handed the costume to because the knew you'd do such a good job at dancing and having the little hat with the soda inside of it with the straw that could go to your mouth so you could dance and sip the drink to cool yourself off while in the gym during Yacoobs fights. Why and The Great Yacoob means WHY did you forget where you came from? Why is it that when Yacoob gave you the interview for the MASCOT POSITION did you forget who got you to where it is you now stand? AND who always gave you the TIPS for opening Yacoob's door when he entered the arena to prepare for a fight? ME.
because of your blatant disrespect and for having the tenacity of actually NOT KNOWING YOUR PLACE and missing a MONTHS BREAKFAST OF YACOOB FLAKES, also part of a slapping good breakfast, Yacoob is going to REFRESH THAT BIG BALD HEAD OF YOURS, and for those who are NEW bring them back to the days before FATNY QUIT HIS DAY JOB, and decided to focus his entire life on ONLINE BOXING.
The Great Yacoob interviewing Fatny: Dialouge
Yacoob: Fatny.....Fatny please come on in and have a seat
Fatny: WOW!! MR. YACO......I mean.....Your Holiness, THE GREAT YACOOB it is my honor to have you in my presence....i mean in the presence of GREATNESS which i wish i was.....but as you can see i'm applying for a career in the arts of being a MASCOT.
Yacoob: Of course Fatny....of course.....not everybody can be famous and not everybody damn sure can be The Great Yacoob don't you agree?
Fatny: OH YES SIR.....YES SIR...i mean your holiness.
The Great Yacoob's phone rings and it's his receptionist Sharon, which he puts on speaker phone
Yacoob: Yes?
Sharon: Your holiness?
Yacoob: The Great one said, yes.
Sharon: um...sorry sir....i just wanted to let you know that Fatny's mother is requesting permission to enter.
Yacoob's face lightens up
Yacoob: is that right? and her description please.
Sharon: 5'9, long curly hair, nice body and succulent lips good for you know what.
Yacoob: SEND HER IN 
A sexy woman enters the office and she's so damn sexy you wouldn't believe she could have birthed something so defective looking, so retarded looking, so animal-like and hairy like Fatny applying for the MASCOT job. 
She sits down next to her son Fatny and smiles at Yacoob with such gracefulness he immediately felt a connection.
Yacoob: Mrs. Fathead it is my pleasure to meet you.
Mrs. Fathead: Oh no your holiness the pleasure is mine. My little Fatny talks about you so much. I remember one time i burst in his room to tell him dinner was on the table and i saw him masturbating on your poster.
Fatny: MOM!!!!!!!! NOO!!! Please mom........oh god.....geesh mommy please i was trying to get a job
Yacoob blinks blankly at both of them and then throws his head back and starts laughing so hard he almost falls out of his chair. 
Yacoob: Fatny you're hired your mother just got you this job and not because you have wet dreams of me either!
Yacoob and Mrs. Fathead, Fatny's mother crack up laughing together.
Mrs. Fathead: Oh yes and Fatny dear?
Fatny with his shirt over his head in embarrassment answers
Fatny: Yes mommy?
Mrs. Fathead: Don't be rude in the presence of Greatness, his holiness The Great Yacoob, and please be a darling and get mommy Magnum sized condoms from out of the bathrooms please?
Yacoob winks at Fatny's mother and says
Yacoob: and while you're at it. Your first task being the Mascot is to make sure that The Great Yacoob's red carpet is laid out for him for tomorrow night. Yacoob has the fuel for tonight because me and your mother are going to fuc...........discuss further matters you're father wouldn't want to hear about when you guys get home. Now run along
Fatny heads towards the door and just before he's almost out of the door Mrs. Fathead pulls down Fatny's pants and say's
Mrs. Fathead: HE EVEN WEARS YOUR UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH
Yacoob: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fatny runs and falls down having tripped over his sagging pants and get's the condoms and puts them in his mothers hands and heads to the gym to prepare the red carpet for Yacoobs fight the next day.
Thus in conclustion ladies and women that night was the beginning of Fatny's hunger to be somebody from having been a nobody for sooooo long but even though he has ALL THE BELTS most of the time that LITTLE MASCOT IS STILL SOMEWHERE UNDER THAT SKIN!! So everytime you see Fatny make sure to remind him to tell Yacoob
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!
HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!
FATNY YOU JUST GOT YACNOOBED
YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC!!!
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The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist
*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*
1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS
2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER
3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST
4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS
6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC
7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED
8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER
9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS
10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!
11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS
12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!
13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!
14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE
15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB
TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,
OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns
Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times
Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.
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05/06/2007 22:43:30
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Paul Dion
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YOU CRAZY COOB
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- Paul Dion Junior: W320 L165 (KO319)
- Join Date: 2006
- Status: Active
- 7 time OBW World Champion
- 3 time OBC World Champion
- 1 time OBF World Champion
- 1 time Tournament World Champion
- Style: Elusive Defence and Counter Punch
- Signature Punch: The Dion Double Hook
- Signature Taunt: The Dion Crouch and Point
- Paul Dion Promotions record: 5-7
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05/06/2007 22:45:12
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The Great Yacoob
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SO AS YOU CAN SEE FATNY YOU MAY HAVE SUCCESS BUT YOU DO NOT HAVE GREATNESS AND IT'S GREATNESS THAT LASTS FOREVER MEANING YOU MAY BE A MULTI TIME OB CHAMPION AND HALL OF FAMER BUT THE GREAT YACOOB WHETHER HE'S CHAMP OR NOT, THE FACT REMAINS YACOOBS LEGACY WILL LAST FOREVER AND AFTER A WHILE AFTER YOUR GONE YOU WILL BE FORGOTTEN
NEW QUOTE
16TH PARABLE OF THE GREAT YACOOB
SUCCESS COMES AND GOES......BUT GREATNESS LASTS FOREVER
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The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist
*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*
1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS
2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER
3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST
4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS
6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC
7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED
8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER
9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS
10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!
11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS
12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!
13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!
14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE
15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB
TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,
OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns
Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times
Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.
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06/06/2007 08:59:39
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sterlihalla
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Retirement but may have a few fights
1 X SUPER CHAMPION
2 x UNDISPUTED CHAMP
TITLE HISTORY: 256 DEFENSES|TITLE WINS: 90
Joined: May 20th 2007
Second greatest ko artist in OB history based on 4k wins.
QUOTES: "TELL GOD, REAPER SENT YOU"
"REAPER WILL BREAK UR FINE CHINA"
"REAPER DOESNT SLEEP, HE WAITS"
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06/06/2007 11:15:47
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The Great Yacoob
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lmmfao i keep reading it over and over because it's not only FUNNY
BUT ACTUALLY TRUE!!!!!
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The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist
*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*
1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS
2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER
3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST
4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS
6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC
7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED
8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER
9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS
10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!
11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS
12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!
13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!
14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE
15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB
TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,
OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns
Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times
Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.
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06/06/2007 12:58:37
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Fatny
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Looked around, didn't read, another 10 pages product of your imagination that you probably took hours to write. We've seen those before.
Now stop typing your shit, take your pills and return to the mental hospital where you obviously belong.
I'm sure when Yacoob's not playing OB, he's ramming his head into concrete walls like an autistic mofo. That's why he comes out with messages from gods and wacked up stories. Brain injuries!
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06/06/2007 13:04:11
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Dark Destroyer
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Ahh more crap from The Rock rip-0ff. I stopped pretending I was my hero Superman when I was 7. Grow up.
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30 TIME OBW CHAMPION
19 TIME OBC CHAMPION
31 TIME OBA CHAMPION
47 TIME OBF CHAMPION
8 TIME EURO CHAMPION
1 TIME TOURNAMENT CHAMPION
1 TIME SUPERCHAMP & UNDISPUTED CHAMPION
DEFENCES: 373
"Dark Destroyer" Nigel Benn
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06/06/2007 13:24:05
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Fatny
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Yacoob's a busy person!
lmmfao i keep reading it over and over
Since he's got nothing to do and nowhere to go and no one to talk to, he takes a few hours to imagine a story.
And once he's done, since he's still got nothing to do, nowhere to go and no one to talk to, he keeps reading his own story over and over again. What a great life! Greatness!
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06/06/2007 14:56:46
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The Great Yacoob
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH don't be mad Fatny Fathead your mother is still safe with me
and it only took me 6 minutes to type
hahahhahahhahahahahhahah MASCOT!!!!!
give me a Y!!!!
give me an A!!!
give me a C!!!
give me a O!!!
give me a O!!!
give me a B!!!!
what does it spell?!!!
YACOOB!!!!
hahahhahahahhah my stomach hurts!! hahahhahahah and NIGEL The Bigot Benn is still at it again with the racial slurs and comments
Fatny me having nothing to do?!!!!
you talk about me?!! and you can beat everybody in this game?!! that means you have absolutely NOTHING TO DO and that it took HOURS AND HOURS OF PRACTICE TO BEAT EVERYBODY!!!! EVEN HERE TO FIGHT?!!!!
LMMFAO@@@@@@@!!!! YOU FOOL!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!! LMMFAO!!!!!! i bet all you have is a square room to stay in, a computer, and junk food to eat!! LMMFAO!!!!
what a sacrifice you made to be the champion!!!!!
LMMFAO!!!!
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The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist
*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*
1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS
2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER
3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST
4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS
6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC
7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED
8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER
9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS
10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!
11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS
12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!
13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!
14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE
15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB
TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,
OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns
Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times
Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.
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06/06/2007 15:12:59
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Fatny
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More and more nonsense by Yacoob i guess it means i hit the nail and was exactly right!
And regarding the hours of pratice playing, the funny part about that one is if anyone types a few names to view the fights played they'll notice someone with 50+ fights days that stands out, Yacoob! Playing until exaustion 24 hours straight and when his body ain't able to take it anymore, he makes a new post about retirement!
Look it's not your fault if you suck at everything, but the next time find an excuse that won't end up making you look bad like this one!
*P.S: Don't laugh at Yacoob it's not his fault if he's like that. You wouldn't laugh at someone in a wheelchair would you? No you wouldn't. So give him a hug instead, he needs it!
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06/06/2007 15:15:37
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Ray Johnson
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Fatny wrote:*P.S: Don't laugh at Yacoob it's not his fault if he's like that. You wouldn't laugh at someone in a wheelchair would you? No you wouldn't. So give him a hug instead, he needs it!
I know you're probably joking but i sort of agree. I empathise with him, he must have had a messed up childhood.
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06/06/2007 15:51:59
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Fatny
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Yacoob's theory for sucking so bad is that others pratice more than him. Mine is that he is too dumb to actually be good at something.
Who's right? Who knows. Compare the fights played by a few people, read his posts and make your own opinion
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06/06/2007 18:52:04
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BoXa
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i actually like yacoob. its all an act and its funny how so many people get so pissed off 
plus he's a decent guy when hes not fooling around
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06/06/2007 20:15:27
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The Great Yacoob
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HAHAHAHAH FATNY's ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JACKPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@MUWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS I'M RIGHT AND THAT ANALYSIS OF WHO YACOOB IS YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BUT WHAT WE BOTH KNOW, YOU AND I, IS THAT YOU ARE ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
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The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist
*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*
1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS
2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER
3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST
4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS
6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC
7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED
8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER
9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS
10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!
11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS
12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!
13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!
14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE
15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB
TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,
OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns
Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times
Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.
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06/06/2007 21:32:34
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Paul Dion
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All I can say is reading Yacoob's crazy things puts a smile on my face... and some of the funny counters all the others involved come up with... ADDS EXCITEMENT TO OB lol
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- Paul Dion Junior: W320 L165 (KO319)
- Join Date: 2006
- Status: Active
- 7 time OBW World Champion
- 3 time OBC World Champion
- 1 time OBF World Champion
- 1 time Tournament World Champion
- Style: Elusive Defence and Counter Punch
- Signature Punch: The Dion Double Hook
- Signature Taunt: The Dion Crouch and Point
- Paul Dion Promotions record: 5-7
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