So how am I supposed to fight? (A satire)

I have 400 some odd wins and nearly that many losses, but I guess I don't know how to fight. And here's why:

1. "gf...but you got lucky." It's frustrating knowing that my 400+ wins are almost all luck. I strung together lucky combos, got lucky when my opponent decided not to use defense, or scored a lucky UD where I won 8 out of 10 rounds. Damn my good luck! I'm too lucky for my own good.

2. "you're (excuse me, I mean "ur") a punk. you hook too much". That's because Mikkel gave me a secret fighter. MY fighter is the only one who can hook. Not only that, but there is NO DEFENSIVE measure which can protect from it! None whatsoever! The minute I throw my hook, its lights out.

3. "you only won because I changed my controls". Of course! After having a solid record of something like 1500-300-25 (1450 KO's), who wouldn't tamper with their controls? Can't having a lowly KO percentage of 96.667%, can you?

4. "Well I have a paper cut on my finger and can't defend etc." I understand completely. With such a severe injury, you were incredibly brave to have entered the ring. If I had known of your condition, I could have carried you for the sake of the audience before taking a dive in the last round.

5. "You're (oops, "ur") a pussy. You fought out of a corner". Of course, after my opponent swarmed me and drove me back, I wisely rope-a-doped, knowing that my opponent would run out of gas. Its so easy to fight out of a corner. Just put your hands up. Your opponet is done after that. It's a perfect model of Ali when he fought Foreman.

6. "You threw body shots." How foolish of me! I should have known how disrespectful it was for a fighter to throw body shots when an opponent leaves his body exposed. I had no idea that body shots were considered illegal blows in this game. I'll try to refrain from using them, as they are exclusive only to my fighter (as is the hook) and there is no defense to them.

Now that I have expressed the grievances heaped upon me, would someone please explain to me the proper way to play this game?

Thanks.

I get that kind of shit all the time. People hate my style and I think it's hilarious.

Nice 1 Boxme

number 6 is annoying, people who say "pussy" "what?" "All you do is through body shots" "Well block them then?"

Nailed it bro, nuff said!

XD ur wrong about 2 tho caus some people really do hook spam and take the piss. the thing is that the hook is not the most frustrating thing. its wen they catch u after throwing 20000 hooks and then they say "gf" like its a gf.. and then, to top it off, they think they're better then u because of a lucky KO. if they're really gay they won't rm. good shit tho.. wat u wrote

Boxme wrote:I have 400 some odd wins and nearly that many losses, but I guess I don't know how to fight. And here's why:

1. "gf...but you got lucky." It's frustrating knowing that my 400+ wins are almost all luck. I strung together lucky combos, got lucky when my opponent decided not to use defense, or scored a lucky UD where I won 8 out of 10 rounds. Damn my good luck! I'm too lucky for my own good.

2. "you're (excuse me, I mean "ur") a punk. you hook too much". That's because Mikkel gave me a secret fighter. MY fighter is the only one who can hook. Not only that, but there is NO DEFENSIVE measure which can protect from it! None whatsoever! The minute I throw my hook, its lights out.

3. "you only won because I changed my controls". Of course! After having a solid record of something like 1500-300-25 (1450 KO's), who wouldn't tamper with their controls? Can't having a lowly KO percentage of 96.667%, can you?

4. "Well I have a paper cut on my finger and can't defend etc." I understand completely. With such a severe injury, you were incredibly brave to have entered the ring. If I had known of your condition, I could have carried you for the sake of the audience before taking a dive in the last round.

5. "You're (oops, "ur") a pussy. You fought out of a corner". Of course, after my opponent swarmed me and drove me back, I wisely rope-a-doped, knowing that my opponent would run out of gas. Its so easy to fight out of a corner. Just put your hands up. Your opponet is done after that. It's a perfect model of Ali when he fought Foreman.

6. "You threw body shots." How foolish of me! I should have known how disrespectful it was for a fighter to throw body shots when an opponent leaves his body exposed. I had no idea that body shots were considered illegal blows in this game. I'll try to refrain from using them, as they are exclusive only to my fighter (as is the hook) and there is no defense to them.

Now that I have expressed the grievances heaped upon me, would someone please explain to me the proper way to play this game?

Thanks.

yeah,i love the sarcasm,the post me laugh.

u beat me last night TWICE,and yeah i reckon i could nail u when on form,but i made a point of going that it was NOT luck.

you fought like a true warrior

BoXa wrote:

Boxme wrote:I have 400 some odd wins and nearly that many losses, but I guess I don't know how to fight. And here's why:

1. "gf...but you got lucky." It's frustrating knowing that my 400+ wins are almost all luck. I strung together lucky combos, got lucky when my opponent decided not to use defense, or scored a lucky UD where I won 8 out of 10 rounds. Damn my good luck! I'm too lucky for my own good.

2. "you're (excuse me, I mean "ur") a punk. you hook too much". That's because Mikkel gave me a secret fighter. MY fighter is the only one who can hook. Not only that, but there is NO DEFENSIVE measure which can protect from it! None whatsoever! The minute I throw my hook, its lights out.

3. "you only won because I changed my controls". Of course! After having a solid record of something like 1500-300-25 (1450 KO's), who wouldn't tamper with their controls? Can't having a lowly KO percentage of 96.667%, can you?

4. "Well I have a paper cut on my finger and can't defend etc." I understand completely. With such a severe injury, you were incredibly brave to have entered the ring. If I had known of your condition, I could have carried you for the sake of the audience before taking a dive in the last round.

5. "You're (oops, "ur") a pussy. You fought out of a corner". Of course, after my opponent swarmed me and drove me back, I wisely rope-a-doped, knowing that my opponent would run out of gas. Its so easy to fight out of a corner. Just put your hands up. Your opponet is done after that. It's a perfect model of Ali when he fought Foreman.

6. "You threw body shots." How foolish of me! I should have known how disrespectful it was for a fighter to throw body shots when an opponent leaves his body exposed. I had no idea that body shots were considered illegal blows in this game. I'll try to refrain from using them, as they are exclusive only to my fighter (as is the hook) and there is no defense to them.

Now that I have expressed the grievances heaped upon me, would someone please explain to me the proper way to play this game?

Thanks.

yeah,i love the sarcasm,the post me laugh.

u beat me last night TWICE,and yeah i reckon i could nail u when on form,but i made a point of going that it was NOT luck.

you fought like a true warrior

By all means, I know you can beat me. This was just in general. I wasn't knocking you or anything. We had a few good ones. Still gotta have that tie breaker though, we each have 2 wins. If you win, I say good fight, you got me. If I win, I hope you do the same. Good fighting.

WTF Boxa?

I just KOed him twice in a row inside first round. I have Boxed you Boxa and really he is not even close the skill level yet. No offence ment at all you'll ofcource improve in time Boxme and get there.

So Boxa WTF? Are you kidding?

Rocky Marciano wrote:WTF Boxa?

I just KOed him twice in a row inside first round. I have Boxed you Boxa and really he is not even close the skill level yet. No offence ment at all you'll ofcource improve in time Boxme and get there.

So Boxa WTF? Are you kidding?

lol what can i say im inconsistant

makes the game more exciting

Boxme wrote:

BoXa wrote:

Boxme wrote:I have 400 some odd wins and nearly that many losses, but I guess I don't know how to fight. And here's why:

1. "gf...but you got lucky." It's frustrating knowing that my 400+ wins are almost all luck. I strung together lucky combos, got lucky when my opponent decided not to use defense, or scored a lucky UD where I won 8 out of 10 rounds. Damn my good luck! I'm too lucky for my own good.

2. "you're (excuse me, I mean "ur") a punk. you hook too much". That's because Mikkel gave me a secret fighter. MY fighter is the only one who can hook. Not only that, but there is NO DEFENSIVE measure which can protect from it! None whatsoever! The minute I throw my hook, its lights out.

3. "you only won because I changed my controls". Of course! After having a solid record of something like 1500-300-25 (1450 KO's), who wouldn't tamper with their controls? Can't having a lowly KO percentage of 96.667%, can you?

4. "Well I have a paper cut on my finger and can't defend etc." I understand completely. With such a severe injury, you were incredibly brave to have entered the ring. If I had known of your condition, I could have carried you for the sake of the audience before taking a dive in the last round.

5. "You're (oops, "ur") a pussy. You fought out of a corner". Of course, after my opponent swarmed me and drove me back, I wisely rope-a-doped, knowing that my opponent would run out of gas. Its so easy to fight out of a corner. Just put your hands up. Your opponet is done after that. It's a perfect model of Ali when he fought Foreman.

6. "You threw body shots." How foolish of me! I should have known how disrespectful it was for a fighter to throw body shots when an opponent leaves his body exposed. I had no idea that body shots were considered illegal blows in this game. I'll try to refrain from using them, as they are exclusive only to my fighter (as is the hook) and there is no defense to them.

Now that I have expressed the grievances heaped upon me, would someone please explain to me the proper way to play this game?

Thanks.

yeah,i love the sarcasm,the post me laugh.

u beat me last night TWICE,and yeah i reckon i could nail u when on form,but i made a point of going that it was NOT luck.

you fought like a true warrior

By all means, I know you can beat me. This was just in general. I wasn't knocking you or anything. We had a few good ones. Still gotta have that tie breaker though, we each have 2 wins. If you win, I say good fight, you got me. If I win, I hope you do the same. Good fighting.

yeah of course.

you've misread me, im complimenting the post bro

im a ropa a dopa so i will just defend most the time and most will say your boring...
but i won the fight!
what ,should i do a ricardo mayorga and just let you hit me on the chin.

also those guys when you get a shut out or a tko or somthing really one sided you'll get guys saying

but i knocked you down......of course you knocked me down therfore you won

great post

king of knowledge wrote:im a ropa a dopa so i will just defend most the time and most will say your boring...
but i won the fight!
what ,should i do a ricardo mayorga and just let you hit me on the chin.

also those guys when you get a shut out or a tko or somthing really one sided you'll get guys saying

but i knocked you down......of course you knocked me down therfore you won

great post

I know what u mean but when people do this trick on me, which always works, the fight does get a little boring. The longer the defender lasts, the more boring it gets and therefore less people are likely to fight you. After all, this is meant to be a fun game.

Complaining about being 'rope-a-doped' is silly but then you can't expect the other fighter to fight you again caus the fight was so broing.. What you can expect is the opponent getting annoyed when they cant get many hits in because of the tactic.

When you say 'Just let you hit me', that can also be annoying. Experienced fighters who are 'rope-a-doped' by a less experienced fighter get annoyed because there are other ways to defend then staying in the corner. However, the annoying thing is the defender does not realise that.

My main point is, don't 'rope-a-dope' and expect to have a fun fight.

i agree with both king of knowledge(great avatar)for his points about the rope a dope. and ray johnson on his belif that you lose the later fights becuase it hurts your career.

but a winky wright style of defence of staying in the pocket hitting to the body jabbing. thats the best way
a roper doper has to come foreward to issue the fight the point is that the player has to hit you if you just block everything the guy will be discouraged to keep the stamina issue.
ali won becuase foreaman thought he was doing a great job and when he was tired ali came out and landed a 3 shot combo and covered up. if you block everything

i like the sugarray style jab when far body punches on the inside of beat punches to the head fients leaning just being a clever boxer not giving an inch unless theres somthing up your sleeve and no taunting...i seriosly hate taunters.pisses me off when somone does the chicken dance or the "come to me" thing. just after you landed a left hook...dude i can see your hurt dosnt pretend theres a fcuking health bar saying exactly how you head is feeling.

loool capillo. the taunters hope to lure you towards them while you're angry (being angry makes u vulnerable) and then KO you. If it pisses you off then they're winning.

yea but there not thats the point. did anyone see the recent micheal moorer fight the other guy was taunting like a nutter. but was getting slaughtered i dont mind taunting it's been round for years it isnt aggrsive just to show your in the fight but this is stupid it isnt classy it isnt smooth just makes you wanna say i dont care im winning