Yacoobs return from the Himalayan Mountains

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GREATNESS HAS RETURNED AFTER TWO WEEKS OF ABSENCE
HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS RETURNED
YACOOB HAS RETURNED

Yacoob went through a moment of realization that he may be an asshole
or he may be an unliked guy
or even he may be that damn Great that he carries everything that entails fame such as jealousy, admiration, and Globalization of his face

guess which one The Great Yacoob realized?
The third option HALLELUJAH!!!!

THE YACOOBIE was my most close companion as i flipped through the pages day after day on Dawson's creek until i reached my father in the temple. He sat me down as he made some herbal tea and explained to me where i had went wrong....

Yacoobs Father Yanu
Yanu: Son have a seat. i have come to reveal to you our family secret.

Yacoob: Father you teach me.

Yanu: The guilt you feel as you reach the mountain of fame is your anxiety in obtaining so much attention and it's merely a phase we all go through. Your grandfather was a famous Pharoah in Egypt.

Yacoob: Really?

Yanu: yes. he was known for using his famous whipping punchline.....Pharoah will whip you smooth like an igloo!!!!

Yacoob: That was kind of corny papa.

Yanu: it was old school. But your destiny is far greater especially now that you have your cousin Quote to back you up and your best friend serious business. But the secret that you have been searching for is.....

Yacoob: yess father please reveal to me the secret....

SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yanu slapped his son Yacoob who fell down the stairs into the wall cracking it upon impact

Yanu at the top of the stairs looked down at his son cracking up with laughter said....

Yanu: A SLAP FROM YANU IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAH. There is no secret son you've already got it!!! RETIRE MY ASS YOU BETTER GET BACK TO ONLINEBOXING AND GIVE THEM WHAT YOU GOT!!!!!!!!!!

Back to Yacoob

AND SO Ladies and Women The Great Yacoob has returned to fulfill the rest of his destiny and that is slapping people FAMOUS and NAMELESS walking them down to the breakfast table so that they can EAT THEIR YACOOB FLAKES, so that they can THEN train harder so the ass whippin lasts longer, so they can worship me and flip through the YACOOBIE AND RECEIVE A BLESSING!!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!

You're my hero.

You retire and come back more times than Hulk Hogan.

It's a storyline i've been doing from the start Nigel
A PLAN THAT NOBODY CAN SEE
YOU WILL ONE DAY SEE MY GREATNESS FLOOD THIS BUSINESS
IM ALREADY FAMOUS
EVERYBODY ALREADY SINGS MY CATCH PHRASES
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT I'M THE HEART OF ONLINE BOXING
WHEN I FADE IT GOES DEAD AND BEGINS TO CATCH DUST
WHEN YACOOB RETURNS IT'S LIKE A PRESSURE WASH AGAINST YOUR OLD ROCKY 6 GYM
HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!

Dark Destroyer wrote:You retire and come back more times than Hulk Hogan.

I watched his biography today