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The Great Yacoob

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AFTER A YEAR LONG ABSENCE THE GREAT YACOOB COULDN'T RESIST ENJOYING ALL THE ACTION HAVING NOT ONCE AGAIN LACED UP THE BOOTS, STRAPPED ON THE GLOVES, PUTTING ON FRESH NEW ATTIRE, BREATHING IN THE FRESHNESS OF THE CLEAN ARENA AIR, AND HEARING THE GREAT ONE'S NAME IN THE STADIUM AS HE WALKS TO THE RING THROUGH THE ROPES AND RAISES HIS ARMS IN GREETING TO HIS TRILLIONS OF FANS!

ONE OF THE MOST CHARISMATIC AND ENTERTAINING FIGHTERS OF MY TIME THE GREAT YACOOB SEEKS TO FURTHER EXPAND ON HIS BIOGRAPHY AS NOBODY HAS HAD A MORE INTERESTING AND EXHILIRATING IMPACT ON THIS SPORT THAN THE GREAT YACOOB. HATE ME OR LOVE ME YOU CANNOT DENY THE CONTRIBUTIONS I, THE GREAT YACOOB, HAVE GIVEN TO THIS SPORT! WHAT IS A SPORT WITHOUT PERSONALITY OR A COLORUFL BANG OF EXCITMENT?!! WHO WANTS TO LOOK AT A COUPLE OF BUMS PUNCHING EACH OTHER 12 ROUNDS STRAIGHT WITHOUT HYPING UP TO THE FIGHT WITH SMACK TALK, INTERVIEWS, AND PRESS CONFERENCES!

LISTEN LADIES AND WOMEN! THE GREAT YACOOB IS PROMOTING A PAY PER VIEW EVENT FOR ALL WHO WOULD LIKE TO PARTICIPATE. IT WILL BE SPONSORED BY THE GREAT YACOOB HIMSELF AND WILL FEATURE A SERIES OF BOUTS WITH CERTAIN STIPULATIONS TO AWARD THE VICTOR OF THE MATCHUP.

THE GREAT YACOOB IS REQUESTING ALL WHO WISH TO PARTICPATE TO ENROLL THEMSELVES IN ONE OF THE EVENTS. THE MAIN EVENT WILL HAVE TO BE SIGNED BY A CONTRACT AND AGREED BY BOTH PARTIES.

JOHN SINCE YOU ARE THE CURRENT OBF CHAMPION THE GREAT ONE IS ASKING YOU TO PUT YOUR SKILLS TO THE TEST AND TAKE A CHALLENGE FROM ONE OF THE TOP 15 COMPETITORS IN THE RANKINGS. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SIGN THE DOTTED LINE AND THE EVENT WILL BE OFFICIAL. ONCE ALL THE SLOTS ARE FILLED WE CAN BEGIN TO CONDUCT THE PAY PER VIEW.


THE GREAT YACOOB PRESENTS - SLAP ME FAMOUS PAY PER VIEW EVENT

MATCHUP 1 - TOURNAMENT BOUT - FIRST TO 2 WINS
THE GREAT YACOOB VS. CONTESTANT 2
CONTESTANT 3 VS. CONTESTANT 4
CONTESTANT 5 VS. CONTESTANT 6
CONTESTANT 7 VS. CONTESTANT 8
CONTESTANT 9 VS. CONTESTANT 10

SEMI FINAL
CONTESTANT VS. CONTESTANT
CONTESTANT VS. CONTESTANT

FINAL
CONTESTANT VS. CONTESTANT

MAIN EVENT - TITLE MATCHUP
CONTESTANT 1 VS. CONTESTANT 2

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!

This message was edited 6 times. Last update was at 27/11/2009 14:24:50


The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist

*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*

1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS

2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER

3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST

4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS

6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC

7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED

8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER

9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS

10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!

11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS

12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!

13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!

14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE

15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB

TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,

OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns

Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times

Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.


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If I do sign this event where would I be placed? Wouldn't I be in the main event since I have the title?

John Record Wins-5341 Lost-2047 KOs-5203 Draw-35 Title Wins- 183 Title Defenses- 1025
JAB Record Wins- 1240 Loss- 160 KOs- 1197 Draw- 18 Title Wins- 25 Title Defenses- 83
Total Record Wins- 6581 Loss- 2207 KOs- 6400 Draw- 53


OB Style: "The John Style"

OB Status: Active

OB Member Since: May 2007

OB Accounts: john / James A. Braddock

OB Class: Hall of Fame

All-Time Winning Streak: 198

1x Superchamp
4x Undisputed champ
208x OB Champ- 1108 Defenses
23x OBA Champion Defenses- 104
35x OBC Champion Defenses- 139
128x OBF Champion Defenses- 830
10x OBW Champion Defenses- 6
12x Tournament Champion Defenses- 29

The Legend
The Beast
The Machine

"John represents the renaissance of OB. John stepped up and filled the vacuum Fatny left behind. Not only his skills are amazing, also his dedication to keep this game interesting and alive. I was there when he first won the title, I was watching over his shoulder when he bullied all competition, I was there when he became a HOF´er. I may not be a great fighter myself, but I do have eye for talent. John is something special, I told him right after he won his first title. John is the spark that became a flame that turned into a devastating fire. Apart from being a great guy he never stepped down from a challenge and always looked to square off against OB´s best to further improve his skills. Many HOF´ers made short comebacks during the year John reigned OB, only to be knocked out by Big Bad John." - Dick E. Boon

"The thing with John is that he's just so extremely accurate, both in offense and in defense. There's some punches I consider myself a master of, like the small hook and the long upper. Well they're useless against John no matter how well you throw them, he just keeps blocking 90% of them and hurting you in the process. Speaking of which...if he hurts you (and he will), you better move your head a lot because he also happens to be one of the best finishers i've ever seen. Basically if you're not extremely good AND creative, you'll end up on the floor. A fine addition to the hall of fame indeed." - Fatny
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Mikkel

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Shouldn't Yacoob be in the history section in the "Longest Signature" section ?

Ray Johnson

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Mikkel wrote:Shouldn't Yacoob be in the history section in the "Longest Signature" section ?


Some retard like viper, edder or john will try to rival with him for it. No wait, John would just make a top 10 longest signatures section ¬_¬
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I think you need to take a breather really.

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johnbludger

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Ray Johnson wrote:
Mikkel wrote:Shouldn't Yacoob be in the history section in the "Longest Signature" section ?


Some retard like viper, edder or john will try to rival with him for it. No wait, John would just make a top 10 longest signatures section ¬_¬


Hahaha funny.

John Record Wins-5341 Lost-2047 KOs-5203 Draw-35 Title Wins- 183 Title Defenses- 1025
JAB Record Wins- 1240 Loss- 160 KOs- 1197 Draw- 18 Title Wins- 25 Title Defenses- 83
Total Record Wins- 6581 Loss- 2207 KOs- 6400 Draw- 53


OB Style: "The John Style"

OB Status: Active

OB Member Since: May 2007

OB Accounts: john / James A. Braddock

OB Class: Hall of Fame

All-Time Winning Streak: 198

1x Superchamp
4x Undisputed champ
208x OB Champ- 1108 Defenses
23x OBA Champion Defenses- 104
35x OBC Champion Defenses- 139
128x OBF Champion Defenses- 830
10x OBW Champion Defenses- 6
12x Tournament Champion Defenses- 29

The Legend
The Beast
The Machine

"John represents the renaissance of OB. John stepped up and filled the vacuum Fatny left behind. Not only his skills are amazing, also his dedication to keep this game interesting and alive. I was there when he first won the title, I was watching over his shoulder when he bullied all competition, I was there when he became a HOF´er. I may not be a great fighter myself, but I do have eye for talent. John is something special, I told him right after he won his first title. John is the spark that became a flame that turned into a devastating fire. Apart from being a great guy he never stepped down from a challenge and always looked to square off against OB´s best to further improve his skills. Many HOF´ers made short comebacks during the year John reigned OB, only to be knocked out by Big Bad John." - Dick E. Boon

"The thing with John is that he's just so extremely accurate, both in offense and in defense. There's some punches I consider myself a master of, like the small hook and the long upper. Well they're useless against John no matter how well you throw them, he just keeps blocking 90% of them and hurting you in the process. Speaking of which...if he hurts you (and he will), you better move your head a lot because he also happens to be one of the best finishers i've ever seen. Basically if you're not extremely good AND creative, you'll end up on the floor. A fine addition to the hall of fame indeed." - Fatny
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The Great Yacoob

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OF COURSE JOHN YOU WOULD BE IN THE MAIN EVENT LOL DONT BE SILLY

AND AS FAR AS MY SIGNATURE, IN RESPONSE TO MIKKEL, THE GREAT YACOOB CAN'T HELP IT THAT HE'S A GENUINE WRITER THAT HAS EXCEPTIONAL WRITING ABILITY WHAT CAN HE SAY?

BUT CAN WE PLEASE LIMIT THE POSTS TO THOSE WHO ARE INTERESTED IN PARTICIPATING IN THE PAY PER VIEW PLEASE?

THANKS

The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist

*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*

1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS

2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER

3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST

4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS

6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC

7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED

8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER

9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS

10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!

11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS

12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!

13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!

14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE

15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB

TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,

OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns

Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times

Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.


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The Great Yacoob wrote:OF COURSE JOHN YOU WOULD BE IN THE MAIN EVENT LOL DONT BE SILLY

AND AS FAR AS MY SIGNATURE, IN RESPONSE TO MIKKEL, THE GREAT YACOOB CAN'T HELP IT THAT HE'S A GENUINE WRITER THAT HAS EXCEPTIONAL WRITING ABILITY WHAT CAN HE SAY?

BUT CAN WE PLEASE LIMIT THE POSTS TO THOSE WHO ARE INTERESTED IN PARTICIPATING IN THE PAY PER VIEW PLEASE?

THANKS


Heh. Fuck off.

Mikkel, it's my week off. OB is my breather.
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The Great Yacoob wrote:OF COURSE JOHN YOU WOULD BE IN THE MAIN EVENT LOL DONT BE SILLY

AND AS FAR AS MY SIGNATURE, IN RESPONSE TO MIKKEL, THE GREAT YACOOB CAN'T HELP IT THAT HE'S A GENUINE WRITER THAT HAS EXCEPTIONAL WRITING ABILITY WHAT CAN HE SAY?

BUT CAN WE PLEASE LIMIT THE POSTS TO THOSE WHO ARE INTERESTED IN PARTICIPATING IN THE PAY PER VIEW PLEASE?

THANKS


Alright i'll "sign" it. I want to see some good fights......... Hopefully people will participate.

John Record Wins-5341 Lost-2047 KOs-5203 Draw-35 Title Wins- 183 Title Defenses- 1025
JAB Record Wins- 1240 Loss- 160 KOs- 1197 Draw- 18 Title Wins- 25 Title Defenses- 83
Total Record Wins- 6581 Loss- 2207 KOs- 6400 Draw- 53


OB Style: "The John Style"

OB Status: Active

OB Member Since: May 2007

OB Accounts: john / James A. Braddock

OB Class: Hall of Fame

All-Time Winning Streak: 198

1x Superchamp
4x Undisputed champ
208x OB Champ- 1108 Defenses
23x OBA Champion Defenses- 104
35x OBC Champion Defenses- 139
128x OBF Champion Defenses- 830
10x OBW Champion Defenses- 6
12x Tournament Champion Defenses- 29

The Legend
The Beast
The Machine

"John represents the renaissance of OB. John stepped up and filled the vacuum Fatny left behind. Not only his skills are amazing, also his dedication to keep this game interesting and alive. I was there when he first won the title, I was watching over his shoulder when he bullied all competition, I was there when he became a HOF´er. I may not be a great fighter myself, but I do have eye for talent. John is something special, I told him right after he won his first title. John is the spark that became a flame that turned into a devastating fire. Apart from being a great guy he never stepped down from a challenge and always looked to square off against OB´s best to further improve his skills. Many HOF´ers made short comebacks during the year John reigned OB, only to be knocked out by Big Bad John." - Dick E. Boon

"The thing with John is that he's just so extremely accurate, both in offense and in defense. There's some punches I consider myself a master of, like the small hook and the long upper. Well they're useless against John no matter how well you throw them, he just keeps blocking 90% of them and hurting you in the process. Speaking of which...if he hurts you (and he will), you better move your head a lot because he also happens to be one of the best finishers i've ever seen. Basically if you're not extremely good AND creative, you'll end up on the floor. A fine addition to the hall of fame indeed." - Fatny
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I'll do anything to get a fight against quality opposition, evening joining events like this set up by rag doll Yacoob.
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I support Yacoob.

- OB Accounts: Rocky Marciano plus too many alts

- Join Date: 2007

- Status: Retired for now. Logs on every now and then just to troll.

- OB Class: A+++++ Elite and yes you got it right a FIVE STAR Elite.

- Goals: Been there, seen that, done it all so none other than reaching 1000 fights (on an alt) with above 90% win percentage I have been hunting after ever since joining OB2D.

- Titles won: too many to remember

- Title defenses: too many to remember

- Best win streak 132 wins in a row in total.

- Style: Very technical when needed to. Other than that force ko for the win!

- Signature Punch: The Rocky Marciano combo (now also available without french fries).

- Signature Taunt: Letting opponent recover back to full healt before KOing him for good.

- Weakness: Fatny, the king of OB2D

- Career highlights: Been there and done it all but yes there is one little thing that rises above all titles and such: making Reaper quit after I tkoed him 16 times in a row all inside first two rounds. We were supposed to box 100 times

- Quotes: "I just TKoed you 16 times in a row Reaper. What's the matter? Can not make is past first two rounds? Did I make you quit? Why so silent all of sudden? Oh I just made you STFU "

- Stupid nickname given by other players: Mini Fatny.

- Words of wisdom: Styles make fights. Sometimes even HOF caliber fighters lose to inferior boxers due to this fact. Everyone has their rythm and once you get inside that rythm, you will make life hell for that person (in the ring).

- PS. All signatures are stupid.
The Great Yacoob

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Ok cool John it seems we don't have enough participants, Dick E Boon The Great Yacoob Incorporated is sorry to inform you because of the impairments in your boxing equipment we must exclude you from the competition. Hopefully, with some help you can have a technician PATCH YA RIGHT UP, and we can see MR. DICK in the ring.

John, if we cannot get enough fighters in the slots than I would like to Promote an Ultimate Event where hopefully we can get people to show up and see a best out of 3 competition between you and a qualified opponent.

BUUUUUUTTT it would be nice to get some of YOU AVAILABLE HEAVY HITTERS TO JOIN THE TOURNAMENT!

Warm Regaurds,
The Great One




The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist

*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*

1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS

2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER

3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST

4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS

6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC

7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED

8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER

9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS

10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!

11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS

12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!

13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!

14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE

15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB

TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,

OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns

Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times

Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.


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The Great Yacoob wrote:AFTER 100 YEARS OF LONG ABSENCE THE UNGREAT YACOON COULDN RESIST BY NOT ENJOYING ALL THE BORING ACTION HAVING ONCE AGAIN TIED UP THE SLIPPERS, STRIPPED ON THE MITTENS, PUTTING ON FRESH NEW ATTIRE, SMELLS LIKE DOG POOP, AND NOT HEARING THE SHITTY ONE'S NAME IN THE STADIUM AS HE WALKS TO THE RING THROUGH THE ROPES BY FALLING FLAT ON HIS FACE AND SUFFERED A CONCUSSION

ONE OF THE MOST BORING AND NOT ENTERTAINING FIGHTERS OF MY TIME THE BUTTHOLE YACOON SEEKS TO FURTHER EXPAND ON HIS BORING BIOGRAPHY AS NOBODY HAS HAD A MORE BORING AND EXHILIRATING IMPACT ON THIS SPORT THAN THE BUTTHOLE YACOON. KISS ME OR TOUCH ME YOU CAN DENY THE CONTRIBUTIONS I, THE BUTTHOLE YACCON, HAVE NOT GIVEN TO THIS SPORT! WHAT IS A SPORT WITH A BORING PERSONALITY OR A COLORUFL BANG OF BOREDOM?!! WHO WANTS TO LOOK AT MY ASS AND SLAP PUNCHING EACH OTHER 12 ROUNDS STRAIGHT WITHOUT HYPING UP TO HEAR MY BORING SPEECH!

LISTEN MEN AND GENTLEMAN! THE BUTTHOLE YACOON IS PROMOTING A GAY PER VIEW EVENT FOR ALL WHO WOULD LIKE TO KISS MY ASS. IT WILL BE SPONSORED BY THE BUTTHOLE YACOON HIMSELF AND WILL FEATURE A SERIES OF BOUTS WITH CERTAIN STIPULATIONS THAT WILL BORE THE SPECTATOR.

THE BUTTHOLE YACOON IS REQUESTING ALL WHO WISH TO PARTICPATE TO ENROLL THEMSELVES TO KISS MY ASS. THE MAIN EVENT WILL HAVE TO BE SIGNED BY A BIG BOOK WITH A PEN AND SHINE IT REAL NICE AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS.

JOHN SINCE YOU ARE THE CURRENT GAY CHAMPION THE SHITTY ONE IS ASKING YOU TO PULL MY PANTS DOWN TO THE KISS MY ASS. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SIGN THE DOTTED LINE ON MY ASS AND SAY "I LOVE THE BUTTHOLE YACOON". ONCE ALL THE SLUTS ARE FILLED WE CAN BEGIN TO CONDUCT THE GAY PER VIEW.


THE BUTTHOLE YACOON PRESENTS - PULL MY PANTS DOWN AND KISS MY ASS

MATCHUP 1 - TOURNAMENT BOUT - FIRST TO 100 WINS
THE BUTTHOLE YACOON VS. CONTESTANT 2
CONTESTANT 3 VS. CONTESTANT 4
CONTESTANT 5 VS. CONTESTANT 6
CONTESTANT 7 VS. CONTESTANT 8
CONTESTANT 9 VS. CONTESTANT 10

SEMI FINAL
CONTESTANT VS. CONTESTANT
CONTESTANT VS. CONTESTANT

FINAL
CONTESTANT VS. CONTESTANT

MAIN EVENT - TITLE MATCHUP
CONTESTANT 1 VS. CONTESTANT 2

FARRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT YACOON HAS SPOKEN!!!


The only person that is more charismatic is me

THE BARACK AKA Salvador Sanchez

Finally, THE BARACK has come back to Online Boxing.

IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE BARACK IS COOKIN.
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A.K.A. Salvador Sanchez
I Run THE HOF SHIT AND Add No one unless I say so.

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I ahm Dah Mann hoo getz all ov da womin

Yu Bitchez beter knot fuk wit Me

I'll lay da smackdown on all ov yu niggas

Rocky Marciano


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That sig (of Salvador's) is going to make people like Viper mad.



I trained for 2 days and then boxed number one contender Mr. Boon. Here is the fight: http://www.onlineboxing.net/applet/index.jsp?fight_id=773116

I am back too but just to box 200 matches.

- OB Accounts: Rocky Marciano plus too many alts

- Join Date: 2007

- Status: Retired for now. Logs on every now and then just to troll.

- OB Class: A+++++ Elite and yes you got it right a FIVE STAR Elite.

- Goals: Been there, seen that, done it all so none other than reaching 1000 fights (on an alt) with above 90% win percentage I have been hunting after ever since joining OB2D.

- Titles won: too many to remember

- Title defenses: too many to remember

- Best win streak 132 wins in a row in total.

- Style: Very technical when needed to. Other than that force ko for the win!

- Signature Punch: The Rocky Marciano combo (now also available without french fries).

- Signature Taunt: Letting opponent recover back to full healt before KOing him for good.

- Weakness: Fatny, the king of OB2D

- Career highlights: Been there and done it all but yes there is one little thing that rises above all titles and such: making Reaper quit after I tkoed him 16 times in a row all inside first two rounds. We were supposed to box 100 times

- Quotes: "I just TKoed you 16 times in a row Reaper. What's the matter? Can not make is past first two rounds? Did I make you quit? Why so silent all of sudden? Oh I just made you STFU "

- Stupid nickname given by other players: Mini Fatny.

- Words of wisdom: Styles make fights. Sometimes even HOF caliber fighters lose to inferior boxers due to this fact. Everyone has their rythm and once you get inside that rythm, you will make life hell for that person (in the ring).

- PS. All signatures are stupid.
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Rocky Marciano wrote:That sig (of Salvador's) is going to make people like Viper mad.



I trained for 2 days and then boxed number one contender Mr. Boon. Here is the fight: http://www.onlineboxing.net/applet/index.jsp?fight_id=773116

I am back too but just to box 200 matches.


Rocky you retired many times and came back many times. How serious you want us to take you? Yes you beat me fair, but I would appreciate it if you would fight me next time in a 12 rd-er and without using one of your alts.
 
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