Yacoobs Retirement And Farewell (A must read for all)

Next week on Monday Yacoob's account will expire and i will not renew it. It has been my honor to box for online boxing and i will go down as one of the most controversial boxers this site has ever known. I've had more war's, humiliations, and popular battles than most boxers with thousands of wins. I beat Fernando Vargas with a stunning left hook for my first ever title, the North American Championship....And i out boxed Sugar Ray Leonard to achieve the most coveted of them all.....the OBW World Championship Crown... I'm the most known and am the big mouth of onilne boxing and my friends i tell you....I've payed for it plenty of times so dont think i'm not aware my Gluteous Maximus has been kicked on many occassions LMMFAO....I've had the biggest sense of humour and have made plenty of people leave the room for roasting them with jokes on many occassions. I've fought the top boxers and have beaten them even though i've had 600 fights and i started off fighting the top fighters in my first 20. Too bad though.....I always saw myself knocking out Mikkel and watching his body twitch from a powerful hook to his jaw from Yacoob's Golden Glove....oh well.....My worst enemies are as listed

1. Couture (Much respect to your boxing skill, but you and Yacoob will always have bad blood chump! I've had more exchange of words with you than any other boxer on this site because of your online boxing arrogance but Yacoob always had style something u lack brotha! And take some time off of online boxing its driving you crazy. Go on a date! You suck! You've won all these titles and have yet become the world champion!!! I did it with 600 fights and everytime you've gone for the world title you ended up face first on the canvas...Couture FYI.....the canvas is not for any other use but BOXING in.......ok......stop laying on it as if your giving the canvas a blow.....never mind...anyway this is advice not a personal attack so calm down i know your face is red as your reading this......or at least....NOW IT IS........lmao.......Couture......you play this game more than anybody else, you've had more titles than anybody else, and you argue with more people than anybody else but for some reason mikkel favors you.........you should thank him everyday for not posting to everybody some of your secrets that i know of........well i mine as well fill everybody in.........Couture kept telling everybody that he watched certain types of MOVIES.........now for a mature audience you would know what Yacoob's talking about but just know this.......it was the opposite of those MOVIES most men watch......get me? Brokeback mountain ring any bells?......anyway congradulations on all your successes couture you have a great life ahead of you............(laughter is heard in the background as he walks away from the podium to the back room)

2. The Man (Much respect to your boxing skill, but you and Yacoob will always have bad blood chump! You beat me 4 times in a row and i came back with 4 straight wins back at cha punk!! LMMFAO! Everybody watch the last fight me and The Man fought....or sorry...i shouldn't say it was a fight i just beat on him for 10 rounds straight....his name should be The Punching Bag I made him look like an old fighter especially with his bald head.......his hair line is RECEDING LMMFAO!!!

My Friends Are
1. Serious Business (man we've had some great laughs my friend and we've embarrassed many boxers.....we are brothers my puerto rican brother.......keep on fighting and i wish you the best of luck in everything that you do......your one of the many few to realize that Yacoob isnt such a BAD GUY......as some people often like to label him as.......but remember my friend.......the sun is always shining and when it does................the ladies are never too far away.......wrap it up LMMFAO!!

2. The Boss (From my worst enemy to my best friend) Man we've had some great battles with each other and i came back and knocked that head clean off.....but in all fun you beat me more times and that showed that you could overcome the best of the best........but remember....the moon is always shining and when it does.........the ladies need of companionship is never too far away.......wrap it up LMMFAO!!!

3. Rick_James 10 (The coolest newbie to enter online boxing) my boy has a sense of humour that will make your eyes sting from laughing....that boy will fight anybody no matter how many times he gets smacked around
and he gets smacked around a lot let me tell ya

4. P. Sniff Couture (For being a good Mascott for our Original Couture it was a wonderful imitation of our Veteran of online boxing Yacoob thanks you very much) (laughter is heard in the background as he walks away from the podium to the back room)

5. Pieced up (LMMFAO!! You just got pieced up! That's my boy man but yo! stay off that Xanax and quit smoking those plants they're affecting your judgement and your brain is strained......but still you a cool dude nonetheless

6. TinyMan (The rising champion i'm telling you he takes this game serious

Associates (We haven't been friends but Yacoob has respect for you

1. Namasuki ( I've called you many bad names except one that you should've been called.......A great female competitor on online boxing....this girl has knocked out many many of the top fighters on here except me of course and if you DO see any fights between me and her well...........i let my litttle brother play against her....yea that's it....my little brother....she could never beat me i'm a MAN!! Male Dominance forever! Male power! Male Power! Male Power! and namasuki....Stop dressing like a man.....have some dignity.....

2. Fernando Vargas (thanks for the many title shots i hate your guts for beating me all those times.....didn't it ever occur in your mind that you could let me win on purpose? i mean all the times you won that belt......your selfish........online boxing freak.........but nonetheless a great fighter

3. Sugar Ray......Man i wooped yo Motha Freaking Ash on our world title bout....hahahahah! I beat this man up look at our fight when i won.....oh my god sugar ray was on his knees holding his stomach and gasping for air....hahahah

Guess that's all i have to say

The Final Thought From Yacoob:

We go through life in our professions with ambitions to be great achievers
Champions, Pioneers, and Role Models in our crafts
Only few become delegates of the boxing world will set the stage and polish the way for the new fighters by knocking their teeth out, bashing in their eye sockets, and cracking their ribs
But in all respects this is the world of Online boxing
this is the life we've chosen and the profession that was provided to us when we sought for violence
There are those few who have became stars and stripes (Fernando Vargas, M A BARRERA, SUGAR RAY,) and Those who posses a quality unknown by many people to be horrifying and extremely rare in Nature......broke back mountain nature.....(COUTURE).....
But with all this said
This is our world
Take care of yourselves
and Each other

Yacoob From Jerusalem
OB RECORD
382 Wins 0 Losses

Title History: OBW, OBA, OBC, OBF, North American, South American and European Champion on 2 Occasions each

Also a Tournament Legend for knocking out opponents in the first 3 rounds

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How long did this take

So long man. Good luck in future.

im going to miss you man you were the life and soul of online boxing
everybody else was always taking it to the head and trying to be champion that they forgot that this isnt just a game it's a community
MUCH LOVE to you brotha!
Going to miss you man
from the little time we've known each other i've had some good laughs
and your right about COUTURE that boy is a homo
Always arguing and talking about how online boxing is everybody elses life when he's been the champion more than anybody else and is always logged in

i know a secret about him too..........
I heard that Couture likes to try on certain clothing...............and i dont mean MEN'S WEAR if you know what i mean...............anyway holla at cha playa Yac

madd respects

It's funny that you guys mention Couture being a homosexual but i didnt know he had multiple partners because me and him had something going on and he told me that he loved me so Yacoob you were right about him having a tender heart.............He touched me in all the right places..........
Especially the most important place of them all..........My Heart............He's a handsome and wonderful man...........he makes me feel good inside.........and i know that one day me and him will be together forever..............Man and Man...........Male and Male........Alpha and Omega...........Adam And Steve.............I LOVE YOU COUTURE!!!!!

LMFAO!! wtf

No problem and thank you for the compliment
being Couture's Mascot was my pleasure
Sniff sniff sniff sniff
Sometimes you have to sniff other peoples scrotum sack in order to keep the male genitals odor from getting out of control you know?
And Couture does such a wonderful job at doing that
sometimes he gets pubic hairs caught in his nose and sneezes them out.......what a swell guy............i give him props for finally coming out of the closet............And being the Penis Sniff that i am............im going to pass on ALL my knowledge to Couture so that he will no longer NEED a MASCOT to sniff scrotum sacks any longer............i vow the day will come when Couture will raise that fruity flag with its beautifal rainbow colors in the air proudly and LEAD hundreds of thousands of Homo's to the golden age of Gaydom.................where they will have a nation of our own!!! Once again Yacoob..........thanks again for the compliment and also know i no longer am couture's mascot for his Male Gential Sniffing any longer..............

Penis Sniff Couture...............I couldn't have spread the truth about him without your help................You know what they say

"It's Ok To Be Gay"

(Laughter is heard as Yacoob throws up on the floor and walks away from the podium laughing his head off with his home boys)

Couture hasnt been champion more then any one. Grow up people.

Let it go

Interesting post guys although one user making several names then chatting to himself about a virtual character on a game makes me question his mental state. Listen to the man above and do us all a favour and leave it be, I think we can all agree that you guys have made your point.

Did I ever fight you?

Donny theres a bug in your signature

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Deleted next time IP banning..

Mikkel wrote:Donny theres a bug in your signature

Yup, the / instead of \ for the linebreak

I was seeing how long it would take someone to notice, also the message wouldnt show if it was just ran in exe form (from dev) but a flash thought/program is what it is hehehe.