The Great Yacoob On The Oprah Show

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HALLELUJAH

(The show begins with Oprah's morning greeting to the audience in attendance and the viewers watching at home.)

Oprah: Hello and welcome to the Oprah show. Today we have a very special guest whose influence has reached the far corners of the earth with his witty jokes, his famous quotes, and some of the best fights ever to embrace the sport of boxing. He was the youngest Online Boxing World Champion having accomplished the task in his first 200 fights, the best amateur fighter of all time, and the most celebrated entertainer of all time. He goes by the name of The Great Yacoob!!!!

(Everybody erupts into cheer and applaud as The Great Yacoob enters onto the stage and gives Oprah a hug and kiss on the cheek and finally takes a seat in front of her. He looks at Oprah with a mischievious smile and then turns to the crowd that chant his name)

THE GREAT YACOOB!!!
THE GREAT YACOOB!!
THE GREAT YACOOB!!
THE GREAT YACOOB!!!

(The Great Yacoob puts up his hand to silence them and the stage falls deathly quiet)

The Great Yacoob: A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!! HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!

Everybody including Oprah chants with him like they're slaves under his mind control and they all burst out in laughter.

Oprah: Yacoob its great to have you here on our show and i'm sure the fans and especially the women are excited to see you in person here this morning.

(The women scream in unison throwing panties on the stage)

The Great Yacoob: Thank You very much to all of you. The Great Yacoob say's that you all will be blessed in the name of Yacoobism.

Oprah: (laughing) Yacoob everybody wants to know where you stand currently in online boxing. What's your position with The gang The Black Fist Family you created and then destroyed afterwards? What about your long time friend and rival Serious Business aka The Problem? What about your historical rival Couture who was the first person you ever made jokes about? What did you mean by balancing fame and athletisism? What do you make about the comeback of Here To Fight and especially the current Super Champion Fatny?

The Great Yacoob: Well to answer your FIRST QUESTION of those series of questions The Great One has to say this. The Great Yacoob started The Black Fist Family to demonstrate just how powerful he is in this game and how much respect The Great Yacoob has from the other fighters in this game. Though we may not get along most of the time we still have respect for each other in one way or the next. When The Punani 4 Pound Gang was started by Mad Skills The Great Yacoob didn't mind Nor CARE AT ALL that there was a group of interns attempting to try and control an industry of professionals. But when the chatter began to get out of hand as if they were the dominant force The Great Yacoob decided to assemble a group of people that would show them the definition of an Ass Whippin You'll Never Forget and that's exactly what we did. After completely obliterating them Regaurdless of what Rocky Marciano say's because he's just a virgin without a HOLE TO STICK IT IN, The Black Fist Family wiped them out.

On to the second Question. Serious Business AKA The Problem not only WAS The Great Yacoobs best friend here in this sport BUT STILL IS regaurdless of what we say to each other. We are the founders of the first gang of online boxing called The Drama Clique and we ran this organization called Online Boxing by insulting any and everybody that stood in our way. This was during the time we were amateurs and still trying to establish ourselves as professionals. You have to understand that The Great Yacoob and Serious Business DO NOT and WILL NOT be like some of these boxers on here that are friends and say sweet things to each other. Our friendship is hands down a son of a bitch friendship that means we are friends but we are tough sons of bitches that express it through insults, fighting, and slander. Serious Business just recently retired and there were rumours he would return, but nobody knows right now, not even Myself, but what The Great Yacoob DOES KNOW is that he's busy keeping himself busy with the ladies so power to him.

Question 3. Penis Sniff Couture aka The Great Yacoobs doormat just popped his head in the other day's LAUNDRY to make sure to catch a Great WHIFF of fighters underwear but he soon left when he saw that The Great Yacoob was going to slap him into the moon if he didn't leave and stop being so perverted. Couture sparked The Greatness inside of myself because he was such a bastard at the time. The Great Yacoob saw him talking more trash than Oscar The Grouch so it was during that time that I decided, since i couldn't beat him because i was an amateur, that i would attack him psychologically and it worked. After attributing him to a draw sniffer that name of Penis sniff couture soon began to ring through the halls amongst all the fighters in the locker rooms, thus making him infamous. As far as where we stand now.......it's pretty much a done deal couture is barely even remembered except as a legend or a myth of someone everybody ought to watch out for if they don't want another man's face sniffing in their underwear.

Oprah and the audience bursts out in laughter

Oprah: That is quite amazing i actually remember my son dragging me to the room during some of your classic battles and i have to say that though Couture was more experienced in the ring you were ten times more experienced in having friends, popularity, intensity, and the times you did win you almost knocked the guys out of their shoes. hahahah.

The Great Yacoob: I've had some of the best matches because when Yacoob began his career he fought the best of the best. I never ducked anybody and i went the distance with many of the top fighters though they've tried to push that fact in the back of their minds.

Now moving on to the question about The Great One trying to balance fame and also maintaining his Technique in the ring. The Great Yacoob soon realized that once he began to create the quotes that are still being chanted today he had to keep them fresh and alive by coming up with more so that the fans would always be entertained. The Great Yacoob never expected to grow in popularity so quickly and have such a following of people. At the time I saw it as a perfect opportunity to gain respect, fortune, and permanent recognition. Everywhere i went when i was going on tour were lines of die hard and loyal fans to get my autograph, movie companies gave me offers that i turned down because online boxing was my profession, i spoke on several television shows, press conferences, and even made speeches to thousands of people in attendance. THAT was worth putting boxing on the backburner temporarily because it gave The Great One time to promote himself and establish his name that would never be forgotten. You see many fighters have long careers like Tyrant, Cynic, M. A. Barrera, Greg Haugen, Fernando Vargas and many others. They are all exceptionally talented fighters but that was all they were. They didn't have quotes, they didn't entertain they were and still are ALL PLAIN individuals. That's what seperated me from the rest of everybody else. Yacoob didn't want to go down as the good fighter that achieved success and then eventually went down the drain after he made the hall of fame. I wanted to give the world a show, an adventure as you saw a stellar athlete unfold and give you an Expedition through The Great Road Of Glory. So by sacrficing my skill to attend these things it took away from my boxing success but it MADE ME A SUCCESS IN RETURN, one that cannot be surpassed by anybody.

Oprah: And that's why we love you so much Yacoob you've done so much for online boxing. You made if fun to watch and helped it become more than just a show of skill you gave it personality and made it unique. So now before we end our show we'd like to ask you about Here To Fight's return and Fatny's dominance in the sport.

The Great Yacoob: (Chuckles to himself) To be honest with you Oprah Here To Fight is one tough son of a bitch but he retired at a very bad time when he was still on top and dominating the sport. When Unstoppable rose to the top and made the Hall Of Fame he squeezed as much out of it as he could until he really decided that he was going to retire and stay retired and he did. He retired with success and not a single person could say anything about him as far as what he could've done different. Here To Fight grew bored and when he retired he realized that he wasn't ready to do that so he made his return and it has been unsuccesfull so far against Fatny who is a younger fighter. I beat Here To Fight a few times and it was one hell of a task to accomplish but Fatny pulverizes vets like they were a bunch of crackheads high on rock and drunk, which brings me onto Fatny.

Fatny YES has rose to the top, and has dominated for months on end, and has beaten all the top fighters. Where he went wrong was he decided that he got there all by himself as if nobody helped him. He doesn't help train the younger fighters, he's all out for himself and he pretends that he's the most recognized fighter of all time when clearly nobody and The Great Yacoob means NOBODY likes him. It's amazing that a fighter would rise to the top and become the most Hated Champion of all time and not because he's beating everybody, not because he's unfriendly, but because he is literally the most BORING, Spiritually DEAD, and emotionally unstable son of a bitch this industry has ever seen. The Great Yacoob used to whip Fatny's ass all the time in his amateur years and he's forgotten that. He's forgotten how sorry he actually WAS and still IS and it's because of his success as champion that NOW he begins to make attempts at being a wise ass. The Great Yacoobs going to make a prediction

The minute Fatny loses those title belts and stops playing for more than two weeks he will literally be forgotten forever. Nobody will so much as BARELY utter his name or even acknowledge he ever fought here on online boxing. He's not talented, he has no other ambitions to aspire to anything but be a fighter, and he's literally a brain dead fool. Fatny is a machine without a heart or anything made of human material inside of him. Yacoob almost feels bad for the guy. Yacoob tried to get him a date with some women a couple of times but Fatny decided he would rather date the punching bag so Yacoob left the locker room so he could have a moment with himself and the bag. Without those gloves on his hands the only thing he's going to use them for is to box that small pecker to men modeling contests!! HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!

Oprah and the rest of the audience burst out in laughter

Oprah: Thank you so much Yacoob it's been my pleasure to have you on the show

The Great Yacoob gets up and gives Oprah a hug and then walks up to the camera

The Great Yacoob: Fatny, The Great One's coming for you to take that duracel battery out of your back and turn you into a real human being. Maybe you'll even get a date if you're lucky. hahahah!!

End of The Oprah show featuring The Great Yacoob

You have to be the funniest man on OB. That was very funny (almost as funny as when I used to KO you and you would leave). You and Serious Booty are the funniest losers.

oh my fucking god how the hell did yo uhave time to write that all

lmao

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The Great Yacoob wrote:HALLELUJAH

Oprah:Good Morning Mr.Yacoob.
The Great Yacoob:I would like to be addressed as the great yacoob.
Oprah:Why don't you go f*** yourself?!

Yacoob when will you learn?

Ken Norton wrote:You have to be the funniest man on OB. That was very funny (almost as funny as when I used to KO you and you would leave). You and Serious Booty are the funniest losers.

MWAJAJAJAJJAAJAJA LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEN WHORETON AKA SILENT ASSASIN AKA TOOSMOOTH AKA MIKKEL AKA HTF AKA DON KING PROMOTIONS AKA SKILLZ AKA COUTURE AKA YACOOB AKA KID GLAVIN AKA TYRANT AKA SERIOUS BUSINESS AKA CREDO AKA CATFISH AKA A BUNCH OF OTHER NAMES U CREATED IN THIS GAME

WOW!

pass this cat..THE MOST POSTS CHAMPIONSHIP

Damn Yacoob..what you do all day my man?

I Most Deff Cant Post Nothing @ All About What Ya Said..cuz like

I Didint Read It LOL!!

try to make it short man..i cant read that much..TOO MUCH for me