catfish2 wrote:How bout that ride in? I guess thats why they call it Sin City haha. You guys might not know this but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Yacoob home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So there... there was two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack and Yacoob joined in later. And six months ago, when Yacoob introduced me to you guys I thought "wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added more guys to my wolf pack. All of us wolves, running around the desert together in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine.

catfish2 wrote:So the sexy catfish was out tonight driving around, off to get a soda at mcdonalds.

Anyway, blue car starts driving right next to me, and i look over and see 2 guys in the vehicle, and they're laughing and swerving their car towards mine, like they're gonna push me off the road.

i slow down, and follow them.

they turn off onto a side road, and i follow after them fast, they go faster.

I'm excited, they're all freaked out.

or so i thought.

they pull over, and i drive by and give them a honk, whatever, and head home.

but they follow me now.

my sexy ass comes up to a stop sign, and they pull up next to me and yell out the window "we're gonna kill you!"

"hmm, shit." exclaims catfish to himself.

i pull outta there and start gunning it. but they are faster and pull right in front of me, forcing me and my sexy self to pull to a complete stop.

they open their doors.

"well... looks like im fucked now."

one guy gets out, wearing gangster cloths, not much older than me.

"oh ok, just a white gangster, this'll be easy."

i open my door and get out. the catfish is taller and has sexy muscles that the gangster does not have.

then the 2nd guy gets out.

this was no whitey gangster. this was the whitey bodybuilder who forgot to win mr.universe last year. this guy had muscles like sylvestor stallone.

"yep, im definately fucked." thinks the Catfish.

"think you're tough huh?" grumbles Stallone.

*chuckle* goes Whitey. (no wonder he was acting all tough, if Stallone wasn't there, Whitey's head would be mixed in with the pavement right now)

"i'm not looking for a fight guys." says I, Catfish. (although i doubt Stallone cares.)

I brace myself for the worst, Stallone raises his arm.....

and puts out his hand, grabs mine, and shakes it laughing.

"i was just joking with you man you're a pretty cool guy" Stallone bellows, laughing.

Whitey snickers and goes "did we get you stressed?"

"ya scared the shit out of me." I say, (Stallone did anyway.)

"Man you're pretty chilled, you wanna come back to our place for a beer?" Stallone's deep voice growls.

The Catfish of course must refuse, because he's too damn sexy, and too damn scared to go back with them.

"No i'm just learning how to drive a standard." I say. (don't ask why i said this, because i still can't figure that shit out, i drive an automatic. but i'd like to see how good your responses would be to that kind of situation.)


"alright cool, take it easy man." And Sylvestor and Whitey climb into their car and drive away.



The Catfish goes to get his small $1.47 rootbeer at mcdonald's and heads home.

catfish2 wrote:How bout that ride in? I guess thats why they call it Sin City haha. You guys might not know this but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Yacoob home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So there... there was two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack and Yacoob joined in later. And six months ago, when Yacoob introduced me to you guys I thought "wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added more guys to my wolf pack. All of us wolves, running around the desert together in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine.

catfish2 wrote:LOL i totally forgot about that Mikkel! lmfao!!!!

and hey redneck! everything's good here

I'm still working my warehouse job full time, i have a new apartment, it's pretty big, twice the size of my last one, with a fire place. with the same girl.. so it's pretty cool. got 2 stupid ass cats also.

anyway miss all of you guys!