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27/01/2009 17:18:10
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Bana Banana
Joined: 18/01/2009 17:57:33
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AND NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WITHOUT FURTHER ADO.........
BANA..............BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Bana Banana walks onto the camera attired in a luxurious tuxedo and 6 women 3 of which are shemales and 3 to each arm on both sides of him*
Bana Banana: Well it has been a wonderful journey through the online boxing ranks as i've beaten the living Banana's out of my opponents without any mercy. FIRST AND FOREMOST was the obliteration of all the so called tough guys. Bana Banana also has had some feuds where I was damn near beaten to death by Yacoobs Terror AKA Vargas Red AKA Rashad Evans who suffered 2 losses by the yellow paws of me last night as I out classed him in every way. Rocky MarcianHOE who I personally dropped a crate of Banana ass whoopen on. The man cried saying
Rocky Marciano - BANA BANANA LAGS!!! BOOO HOOO HOOO!!! HE FREEZED KO'ed ME!! BOOOOO HOOO HOOO!!!!
LMFAO and than Rocky blows his nose with some tissue
*TOOOOOOOOOOTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Rocky Marciano: It is so insulting to my accumulated online boxing skill that a person that dissapears after almost a 6 month absence returns to online boxing and shoves a whole stalk of Banana's so far up my ass i turn into a Banana!
*Bana Banana grabs the camera*
Look everybody here comes ROCKY MARCIANO RIGHT NOW EVERYBODY GIVE HIM (ONE) CLAP OF APPLAUSE
..........clap.............
LMFAO!
Just kidding thats his only fan Rashad Evans AKA Yacoobs Terror AKA Vargas Red.................wearing a wig?
*Bana Banana takes the camera off of him*
Bana Banana: As if the man had multiple personality disorder enough as it is to decide to want to be a woman....................
BUT!
The point of the matter is Bana Banana is rising to the top
TO THE PINNACLE OF CELBRITYISM
THE WOMEN AND SHEMALES YELLING OUT HIS NAME AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS UNTIL THEY GO HORSE AND START WHEEZING LIKE MICE!!!
BANA BANA BANA BANA!!!!!!!!!
AND BANA BANANA SAYS EVERYBODY SING ALONG WITH ME
BANA BANA FO FANA BANANA BANA BO BANA
FEE FI FO FAAAAAAANNAAAAA
BAAAANNNNNNNNAAAAA!!!
BANA BANANA BABY BOOOM!!!
WHOOO IM GONE!!!!!!!
*Bana Banana leaves the room with his 6 women 3 of which are shemales as sexy as Jennifer Lopez
WHO CAN LOOK THIS GOOD AND GET AWAY WITH HAVING A TRANSEXUAL FETISH???
ONLY BANA BANANA BABY YEA!!
YEA!!
WHOO!
CAN ANYBODY LOOK AS GOOD AS ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO!!!!!
This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 27/01/2009 17:20:10
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Newcomer to the Online Boxing world Bana Banana is from the Golden Tropics a new island found with an abundance of gold. The island is able to cultivate and create gold from scratch with an ancient technique mastered over 10,000 years ago. Boxing is the biggest sport on the island and is said to have originated on the island. The colors of the country is Gold and Black. Bana Banana son of Bonanza Banana trained his son to win an undefeated streak of 10-0 in the Tropic Island boxing league. Bana Banana heard of the Online Boxing Corporation and decided to approach Mikkel Kessler for a contract and signed a 1,000 fight Career deal. With an unorthodox style originating from his native land it should be a spectacle to see what is to come from this fighter.
Quotes:
1. BANA BANANA BABY BOOM!!!!!
2. LIGHTS......CAMERA.....SATISFACTION!!
3. NOW THAT WAS TRULY GLAMOROUS
4. BABY YEA BABY YEA BABY YEA BABY YEA!!!!
5. LET THE BANG BEGIN!!
6. YOU CUP OF CAT CA CA
7. BANANA NUTMEG SOAP A FRUITFUL EXPERIENCE
8. TIME FOR A BANA BANANA BEATING
9. YOUR ASS JUST GOT PEELED
OB Title History
OBA Championship - 1 Time
Defeated - Nigel Benn
OBF Championship - 1 Time
Defeated Larry Holmes
OBC Championship -
OBW Championship -
Tournament Championship - 5 Times
Defeated - BLANCO, Edder, and Popeye
Current Enemies:
1. Pest Control Rocky Marciano
2. Penis Boy Apollo Creed
3. Alter Ego The Schizo
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27/01/2009 17:24:38
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Skillz
Joined: 19/04/2006 11:00:44
Messages: 1394
Location: Buffalo,NY
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Hallelujah Yacoob has Spoken !
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42xOB Champ
5xNA
11xSA
7xOBW
2xOBA
2xEuro
7xOBF
2xOBC
4xTourney
P4P
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27/01/2009 17:30:59
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Red Viper
Joined: 19/04/2006 14:08:34
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Good Post, Yacoob.
Also, Nine Inch Rick and his other alts are very easy to beat when his stamina is almost out. He is tough in fights that are six rounds or less but easier with 7 rounds or more because his spamming style cannot take the heat in the last half of the fight.
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60 time Onlineboxing Champion
118 title defences in all
19- OBC
14- OBW
10- OBA
4- SA
8- OBF
2- NA
1- Tournament
1- PDP
Greatest KO Artist In OB History
Greatest Slugger in OB History
The most hardworking fighter in OB
Another OB Legend
OB Name- Red Viper
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Active as of right now
Was one of the minority that broke Rocky Marciano's defense in half.
Won a title by KO'ing the opponent with only Uppercuts
The Greatest KO Artist in OB History
120x Online Boxing World Champion
More than 270 defenses.
Multiple time undisputed champion
Real close of becoming superchamp
I am the punishment of God…
If you had not committed great sins,
God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you- Genghis Khan
Respect yourself and others will respect you- Confucius
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To see what is right, and not to do it, is want of courage or of principle- Confucius
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27/01/2009 17:41:49
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Professor
Joined: 06/10/2006 18:19:47
Messages: 685
Location: Earth's Cousin
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lol shemales..
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OBID: ProfsBack
Status: Active
Multiple OB champ
I took Fatny's streak. 7/1/2008
Offensive Style: Power Puncher/ KO Artist
Defensive Style: Lean Spam
OB Master of Styles
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27/01/2009 18:06:37
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Kessler
Joined: 14/01/2009 08:22:22
Messages: 185
Location: Merseyside, England
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lol why am I in your sig?
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 27/01/2009 18:07:29
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Carl Froch
Mikkel Kessler: W637 L597 (Retired)
Earnie Shavers: W446 L432 (Retired)
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27/01/2009 21:00:47
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Bana Banana
Joined: 18/01/2009 17:57:33
Messages: 55
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ur a redneck liar
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Newcomer to the Online Boxing world Bana Banana is from the Golden Tropics a new island found with an abundance of gold. The island is able to cultivate and create gold from scratch with an ancient technique mastered over 10,000 years ago. Boxing is the biggest sport on the island and is said to have originated on the island. The colors of the country is Gold and Black. Bana Banana son of Bonanza Banana trained his son to win an undefeated streak of 10-0 in the Tropic Island boxing league. Bana Banana heard of the Online Boxing Corporation and decided to approach Mikkel Kessler for a contract and signed a 1,000 fight Career deal. With an unorthodox style originating from his native land it should be a spectacle to see what is to come from this fighter.
Quotes:
1. BANA BANANA BABY BOOM!!!!!
2. LIGHTS......CAMERA.....SATISFACTION!!
3. NOW THAT WAS TRULY GLAMOROUS
4. BABY YEA BABY YEA BABY YEA BABY YEA!!!!
5. LET THE BANG BEGIN!!
6. YOU CUP OF CAT CA CA
7. BANANA NUTMEG SOAP A FRUITFUL EXPERIENCE
8. TIME FOR A BANA BANANA BEATING
9. YOUR ASS JUST GOT PEELED
OB Title History
OBA Championship - 1 Time
Defeated - Nigel Benn
OBF Championship - 1 Time
Defeated Larry Holmes
OBC Championship -
OBW Championship -
Tournament Championship - 5 Times
Defeated - BLANCO, Edder, and Popeye
Current Enemies:
1. Pest Control Rocky Marciano
2. Penis Boy Apollo Creed
3. Alter Ego The Schizo
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28/01/2009 01:37:46
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Bana Banana
Joined: 18/01/2009 17:57:33
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ur a redneck DJINN liar now
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Newcomer to the Online Boxing world Bana Banana is from the Golden Tropics a new island found with an abundance of gold. The island is able to cultivate and create gold from scratch with an ancient technique mastered over 10,000 years ago. Boxing is the biggest sport on the island and is said to have originated on the island. The colors of the country is Gold and Black. Bana Banana son of Bonanza Banana trained his son to win an undefeated streak of 10-0 in the Tropic Island boxing league. Bana Banana heard of the Online Boxing Corporation and decided to approach Mikkel Kessler for a contract and signed a 1,000 fight Career deal. With an unorthodox style originating from his native land it should be a spectacle to see what is to come from this fighter.
Quotes:
1. BANA BANANA BABY BOOM!!!!!
2. LIGHTS......CAMERA.....SATISFACTION!!
3. NOW THAT WAS TRULY GLAMOROUS
4. BABY YEA BABY YEA BABY YEA BABY YEA!!!!
5. LET THE BANG BEGIN!!
6. YOU CUP OF CAT CA CA
7. BANANA NUTMEG SOAP A FRUITFUL EXPERIENCE
8. TIME FOR A BANA BANANA BEATING
9. YOUR ASS JUST GOT PEELED
OB Title History
OBA Championship - 1 Time
Defeated - Nigel Benn
OBF Championship - 1 Time
Defeated Larry Holmes
OBC Championship -
OBW Championship -
Tournament Championship - 5 Times
Defeated - BLANCO, Edder, and Popeye
Current Enemies:
1. Pest Control Rocky Marciano
2. Penis Boy Apollo Creed
3. Alter Ego The Schizo
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