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[Post New]30/08/2008 04:12:06
    Subject: My Crazy-Ass Night
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catfish2

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So the sexy catfish was out tonight driving around, off to get a soda at mcdonalds.

Anyway, blue car starts driving right next to me, and i look over and see 2 guys in the vehicle, and they're laughing and swerving their car towards mine, like they're gonna push me off the road.

i slow down, and follow them.

they turn off onto a side road, and i follow after them fast, they go faster.

I'm excited, they're all freaked out.

or so i thought.

they pull over, and i drive by and give them a honk, whatever, and head home.

but they follow me now.

my sexy ass comes up to a stop sign, and they pull up next to me and yell out the window "we're gonna kill you!"

"hmm, shit." exclaims catfish to himself.

i pull outta there and start gunning it. but they are faster and pull right in front of me, forcing me and my sexy self to pull to a complete stop.

they open their doors.

"well... looks like im fucked now."

one guy gets out, wearing gangster cloths, not much older than me.

"oh ok, just a white gangster, this'll be easy."

i open my door and get out. the catfish is taller and has sexy muscles that the gangster does not have.

then the 2nd guy gets out.

this was no whitey gangster. this was the whitey bodybuilder who forgot to win mr.universe last year. this guy had muscles like sylvestor stallone.

"yep, im definately fucked." thinks the Catfish.

"think you're tough huh?" grumbles Stallone.

*chuckle* goes Whitey. (no wonder he was acting all tough, if Stallone wasn't there, Whitey's head would be mixed in with the pavement right now)

"i'm not looking for a fight guys." says I, Catfish. (although i doubt Stallone cares.)

I brace myself for the worst, Stallone raises his arm.....

and puts out his hand, grabs mine, and shakes it laughing.

"i was just joking with you man you're a pretty cool guy" Stallone bellows, laughing.

Whitey snickers and goes "did we get you stressed?"

"ya scared the shit out of me." I say, (Stallone did anyway.)

"Man you're pretty chilled, you wanna come back to our place for a beer?" Stallone's deep voice growls.

The Catfish of course must refuse, because he's too damn sexy, and too damn scared to go back with them.

"No i'm just learning how to drive a standard." I say. (don't ask why i said this, because i still can't figure that shit out, i drive an automatic. but i'd like to see how good your responses would be to that kind of situation.)


"alright cool, take it easy man." And Sylvestor and Whitey climb into their car and drive away.



The Catfish goes to get his small $1.47 rootbeer at mcdonald's and heads home.
SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!!

OB NAME: catfish

Record:
Wins:2707 Losses:1369 Draws:21 KO's:2660
KO RATIO: 64.92%

Titles Won: 12
Defences: 3

Best KO Ratio Based On 2000+ Wins:
1 Nigel Benn 80.26%
2 Mike Tyson 79.96%
3 Fatny 77.78%
4 Black Bear 72.43
5 john/Demonjabber/James A. Braddock 70.51
6 Here To FIght/Newguy 68.93%
7 Unstoppable 68.85%
8 Red Viper 69.78%
9 catfish 64.92% <------Sexiness prevails.
10 Reaper 64.86%

Started playing: November 15th, 2005

i eat little white boys
"i got a fever, and the only prescription, is more cowbell"
"rofl dofl with springles on top" -words of Reaper

Don't ever forget me.

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[Post New]30/08/2008 10:28:18
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you bored with life?
Retirement but may have a few fights
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TITLE HISTORY: 256 DEFENSES|TITLE WINS: 90
Joined: May 20th 2007
Second greatest ko artist in OB history based on 4k wins.
QUOTES: "TELL GOD, REAPER SENT YOU"
"REAPER WILL BREAK UR FINE CHINA"
"REAPER DOESNT SLEEP, HE WAITS"
[Post New]30/08/2008 11:02:13
    Subject: My Crazy-Ass Night
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Donny_king

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You should of noob hooked the big guy then spammed the other guys head with jabs hehe.

All these months of OB training and still you were not ready, shame on you dude, shame on you....
[code]
/** Call this method when you want to play OB.*/
public void playOb() {
getSomeBeers();
turnOnComputer();
loadOb();
while(moreBeers()) {
challengeSomeone();
fight();
trashTalk();
drinkABeer();
postAtForum();
}
if(sleepy) {
gotoBed();
}else {
playOb();
}
}
[/code]
ONLINE BOXING NAME = don_king_promotions


menicaha behaniclo


[code]
/** Call this method when you are dealing with users.*/
stock HandleUsers()
{
for ( new i = 0, j = GetUsers(); i < j; i ++
{
if ( !IsUserConnected( i continue;
switch ( GetUserState( i
{
case USER_STATE_SPAMMER : RemoveUserPost( i;
case USER_STATE_IDIOT : WarnUser( i;
case USER_STATE_TOUGHGUY : LaughAtUser( i;
default : IgnoreUser( i;
}
}
return 1;
}
[/code]
[Post New]30/08/2008 16:42:04
    Subject: My Crazy-Ass Night
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catfish2

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Donny_king wrote:You should of noob hooked the big guy then spammed the other guys head with jabs hehe.

All these months of OB training and still you were not ready, shame on you dude, shame on you....


My OB training had flashed back to me as Stallone raised his arm, preparing myself to do a Corkscrew to the face followed by some shovel body punches, but he offered a truce and didn't have to face my OB skills.

That's actually why he shook my hand, he could see in my eyes that i played onlineboxing, and he knew i wasn't someone to be fucked around with.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 30/08/2008 16:43:01
SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!!

OB NAME: catfish

Record:
Wins:2707 Losses:1369 Draws:21 KO's:2660
KO RATIO: 64.92%

Titles Won: 12
Defences: 3

Best KO Ratio Based On 2000+ Wins:
1 Nigel Benn 80.26%
2 Mike Tyson 79.96%
3 Fatny 77.78%
4 Black Bear 72.43
5 john/Demonjabber/James A. Braddock 70.51
6 Here To FIght/Newguy 68.93%
7 Unstoppable 68.85%
8 Red Viper 69.78%
9 catfish 64.92% <------Sexiness prevails.
10 Reaper 64.86%

Started playing: November 15th, 2005

i eat little white boys
"i got a fever, and the only prescription, is more cowbell"
"rofl dofl with springles on top" -words of Reaper

Don't ever forget me.

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[Post New]31/08/2008 06:38:28
    Subject: My Crazy-Ass Night
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Donny_king

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catfish2 wrote:
Donny_king wrote:You should of noob hooked the big guy then spammed the other guys head with jabs hehe.

All these months of OB training and still you were not ready, shame on you dude, shame on you....


My OB training had flashed back to me as Stallone raised his arm, preparing myself to do a Corkscrew to the face followed by some shovel body punches, but he offered a truce and didn't have to face my OB skills.

That's actually why he shook my hand, he could see in my eyes that i played onlineboxing, and he knew i wasn't someone to be fucked around with.


The eye of the OB player.
[code]
/** Call this method when you want to play OB.*/
public void playOb() {
getSomeBeers();
turnOnComputer();
loadOb();
while(moreBeers()) {
challengeSomeone();
fight();
trashTalk();
drinkABeer();
postAtForum();
}
if(sleepy) {
gotoBed();
}else {
playOb();
}
}
[/code]
ONLINE BOXING NAME = don_king_promotions


menicaha behaniclo


[code]
/** Call this method when you are dealing with users.*/
stock HandleUsers()
{
for ( new i = 0, j = GetUsers(); i < j; i ++
{
if ( !IsUserConnected( i continue;
switch ( GetUserState( i
{
case USER_STATE_SPAMMER : RemoveUserPost( i;
case USER_STATE_IDIOT : WarnUser( i;
case USER_STATE_TOUGHGUY : LaughAtUser( i;
default : IgnoreUser( i;
}
}
return 1;
}
[/code]
[Post New]31/08/2008 06:48:14
    Subject: Re:My Crazy-Ass Night
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should have "gayed" them up haha
Yep.
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[Post New]31/08/2008 17:04:21
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You should have said your were on your way to work and didnt have time to fight. I always come away with it.
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History of ob:
Best Lag Ratio Based On 2+ Wins
2 Boon 99.16%

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Compared to: ELTON JOHN, GEORGE MICHAEL, FREDDY MERCURY

[Post New]01/09/2008 12:40:20
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The Great Yacoob

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LMMFAO!! CATFISH THAT WAS A GREAT STORY YOU SHOULD WRITE MORE

AS YOU KNOW IM A GREAT WRITER MYSELF OTHERWISE I'D NEVER COMPOSE THE MOST CLASSIC STORIES ON ONLINE BOXING.

GREAT STORY MAN I WAS CRACKING UP

AND I WISH THEY SOLD ROOTBEER AT MCDONALDS IN ATLANTA WHERE IM AT

AMERICA SUCKS!!
The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist

*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*

1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS

2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER

3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST

4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS

6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC

7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED

8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER

9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS

10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!

11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS

12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!

13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!

14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE

15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB

TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,

OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns

Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times

Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.


[Post New]04/09/2008 21:51:19
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lol great story
John Record Wins-5341 Lost-2047 KOs-5203 Draw-35 Title Wins- 183 Title Defenses- 1025
JAB Record Wins- 1240 Loss- 160 KOs- 1197 Draw- 18 Title Wins- 25 Title Defenses- 83
Total Record Wins- 6581 Loss- 2207 KOs- 6400 Draw- 53

OB Style: "The John Style"

OB Status: Active

OB Member Since: May 2007

OB Accounts: john / James A. Braddock

OB Class: Hall of Fame

All-Time Winning Streak: 198

1x Superchamp
4x Undisputed champ
208x OB Champ- 1108 Defenses
23x OBA Champion Defenses- 104
35x OBC Champion Defenses- 139
128x OBF Champion Defenses- 830
10x OBW Champion Defenses- 6
12x Tournament Champion Defenses- 29

The Legend
The Beast
The Machine

"John represents the renaissance of OB. John stepped up and filled the vacuum Fatny left behind. Not only his skills are amazing, also his dedication to keep this game interesting and alive. I was there when he first won the title, I was watching over his shoulder when he bullied all competition, I was there when he became a HOF´er. I may not be a great fighter myself, but I do have eye for talent. John is something special, I told him right after he won his first title. John is the spark that became a flame that turned into a devastating fire. Apart from being a great guy he never stepped down from a challenge and always looked to square off against OB´s best to further improve his skills. Many HOF´ers made short comebacks during the year John reigned OB, only to be knocked out by Big Bad John." - Dick E. Boon

"The thing with John is that he's just so extremely accurate, both in offense and in defense. There's some punches I consider myself a master of, like the small hook and the long upper. Well they're useless against John no matter how well you throw them, he just keeps blocking 90% of them and hurting you in the process. Speaking of which...if he hurts you (and he will), you better move your head a lot because he also happens to be one of the best finishers i've ever seen. Basically if you're not extremely good AND creative, you'll end up on the floor. A fine addition to the hall of fame indeed." - Fatny
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